Will you be reading the new romance novel from KFC?

So yeah, this is real and it's called "Tender Wings of Desire." I'm not really sure what to think, lol. Apparently it's for Mother's Day, and I can't stop laughing about it! I mean, just look at that cover.

Will you be reading the new romance novel from KFC?

  • Will you be reading the new romance novel from KFC?Yes, I can't wait to read it!
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  • Will you be reading the new romance novel from KFC?No, ughhhhh. I'll pass, thanks.
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  • Someone told me that years ago the slogan for KFC was "Finger Lickin' Good!" Maybe that's what "The Colonel" is thinking about doing with that fair maiden he's holding in his arms. lol

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  • Wow KFC is getting more desperate than a TV preacher begging for money

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  • Oh my... I can't believe this is real. Haha! That's kind of hilarious though so I actually am interested in checking it out, just for the humor. Lol

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    • They're definitely banking on the humour and the novelty of the whole thing. That's the driving force behind it.

    • Exactly, for that reason alone, I'm sure many people will want to read. haha

  • I won't be reading it, but it's doing what KFC wanted it to do. It's drawing attention to KFC and they will make a few dollars from the book sales. Colonel Sanders in a romance novel, I don't think so!

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  • the real question is the colonel a leg, thigh, or breast man?

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  • Lol omg, this isn't true is it?

    Can he resist those breasts and thighs? And wings ;)

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  • I don't need to read it I already know what it would consist of lol. Just two black people a man and woman who met each other at KFC. This black woman was short of change from not being able to afford her colonel chicken. So this black guy offers to pay for hers and even throws in extra gravy for her, crispy chicken, and waffles as well as an invitation to sit with him. He accidentally dumps gravy on her boobs then she lets him lick it off and then they fall in love happily ever after lol.

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  • I can't even. Like I start putting jokes together but then it's too ridiculous to even finish the thought. I just cannot

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  • No. While I used to love KFC (I suppose I still do), I no longer wish to love it - due to the unhealthiness of the food. If it was much healthier and more affordable without losing it's taste, then I'd eat it every day.

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  • I love fried chicken but I hate stupid advertising gimmicks!

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  • being with your girlfriend and movies. virtual reality. shopping. kings dominion.

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  • Probably not, it will more than likely just be about Colonel Sanders having to choose between is love for fried chicken and his love for a woman.

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  • I'm more into thrillers, war novels, real stories about disasters,... maybe a detective occasionally. This is not really my thing so had to vote B :o

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  • LMAO! So what exactly is going to be the plot of this novel?

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  • It's amazin' what Kentucky women will do for a free piece of chicken!

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  • How the hell am I gonna manage without out licking my fingers? LMAOO

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  • a book from KFC? never seen it before , and really don't have time to read it either

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  • I'm definitely reading this... like how could you not

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  • They must've heard about the whole Wendy's waifu thing.

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  • A romance novel? Man meets big girl at a KFC and falls in love with her?

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  • Colonel Sanders has fried a novel? That will be greasy!

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  • women and their strange expectations of men's bodies.

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  • only thing i ever read from KFC was the food list lol

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  • That's riotous!!

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  • Wonder if it will include coupons.

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  • Surely this has to be a parody?

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    • All I know is that it's a strange marketing tactic from KFC. It's 100% real. It may be a satirical take on typical romance novels, I don't know.

    • so this is a real book I'm doneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Oh, lol. Sanders must've run out of chicken.

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  • I heard it's finger lickin goood!

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  • looks finger locking good

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  • I always knew that guy was a horny bastard.

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  • Oh boy, is about how he fry that chicken.

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  • no I won't read it

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  • Colonel Sanders got author skills? :-D

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  • lolwut

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  • I think I will pass.

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  • holy shit

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  • It'll probably make me cry but I'm gonna read it

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  • Nope.

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  • Lol i can't believe that is real.

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  • I might just be gay for chicken

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  • the world grows dumber and dumber daily..

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  • Boring to read jus do

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