My new pet rock?

What is the best food for a pet rock?

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  • A slow cooked prime rib, medium rare. With a peach garlic chutney on the side.
    Served with au gratin potatoes with a sprinkle of cinnamon.
    Paired nicely with a good Pinot Noir.

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    • I think I'd get to that before the rock does.

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    • Fucking rocks eat better than me

    • @luckyyirish change ur diet. That unacceptable

Most Helpful Guy

  • Nothing. Rocks don't eat. Just make sure to take it for a walk everyday because rocks need lots of physical activity. What breed of rock do you have?

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  • Rocks eat the souls of sleeping children but never digest the souls. The children's screaming souls are agonizingly trapped inside the rock until the end of time. And popcorn. Rocks like popcorn too.

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  • Week old pizza drowned in orphan tears and period blood

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  • sand, they eat sand

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  • gluten free, vegan, non gmo sand.

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  • You mean an actual rock right?

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  • I thought the rock actually cooked himself food.

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  • dirt

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  • Water, dirt and coals

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  • Love

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  • Chicken tendies

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