Most Helpful Girl
Okay, in all honesty I'd scream. Tears would fall, for sure. Hell, the Kool-Aid man is busting through my wall. I'd be so scared. But in major situations like this, I'd at least try my best to calm myself and keep my composure before asking for an explanation, followed by a call to the police.
Most Helpful Guy
With apologies, a Physics joke: Higgs-Boson walks into a church. the priest takes one look and is immediately rude and dismissive. I'm sorry,” he says, “but you'll have to leave. We don't allow hypothetical, elementary, so-called god particles in here.” The Higgs-Boson looks hurt, shuffles its feet for a while, and then says, “but without me you can't have mass.