>decided to actually enjoy my weekend and make some delicious brownies
>grab out some olive oil from my pantry
>across the front in big, bold letters is “Extra Virgin”
>wait a minute
>IM A VIRGIN
>now terrified Gordon Ramsay will suddenly appear in my kitchen at any moment and sacrifice me to the Culinary Gods™ in a painful and bloody ritual that will forever turn me into olive oil
- No, are you insane?
- Yes, run now, the Master Chef is coming
- I am Gordon Ramsay and I will devour your soul
- I’m asexual
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It's been two weeks since Gordon Ramsay locked me in his basement. Help me please. I don't want to finish like the others.