I never understood from a woman's perspective on how she feels about a man who can cook good meals? I mean when I was a kid my mom usually did all the cooking, but I stuck by her and helped her. I remember when she was making french onion soup and had to cut onions and walked by and noticed she was crying. I was young 7-8 years old and being caring I told my mom "Don't cry what's wrong mommy". Sure enough I had no idea what was really going on. Sure enough she explained she was fine it was the onions... I thought maybe the onions did something bad and hurt my mom. So I told mom to let me finish cutting the onions. So here I am 8-9 years old on a stool chopping onions no problem them after half of one I feel my eyes starting to water like some one raised the PH level in my EYES. My mom comes back and looks at me and laughs but I continue to cut and cry.
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Lol. I remember the same thing happening when my mother was crying while cutting onions when I was a kid.
And I fucking worked as a cook for two god damn years so there are a lot of dishes that I know how to prepare pretty effectively. The only thing about is I am SO fucking lazy when it comes to actually cooking I don't even want to go near a damn stove anymore. But then, I'm unfortunately a better cook than my girlfriend and she doesn't like cooking either, so I'm just naturally forced to fill the fucking role. Worse, she and most others like my cooking, so again I'm fucking forced back into the damn role.
Personally my favourite dishes and the ones I like cooking the most (and arguably cook the best) are:
-A fucking mad cheese tortellini with cut chicken strips, diced bacon bits and a nice layer of cheese melted on top
-A hell of a fettucine alredo with cut chicken strips or added bacon bits and a dash of lemon seasoning
-Stir Fry (mine is nowhere near as good as my father's because I use a completely different recipe from my days in the restaurant industry)
-Meatball or any other kind of sub
-Multi-layered Pizza (I'm a fan of meats, if you can't tell by the bacon and chicken)
-Turkish Wrap Melt (I usually add ham or bacon to mine and sometimes lettuce)
-And my personal fav and my own signature invention: The Chindripper (Cheeseburger with Horseraddish and a half-sunnyside omelette egg cracked ontop)
-Speaking of which... an onion-bacon omelette delight
And I'm pretty good with my appetizers and salads too, usually my go-to's are:
-Bacon and melted cheese-topped garlic bread/nachos
-Cheese sticks with marinara
-And once again my own personal specialty: The Asian Pear Salad
-I also have a recipe for my own wing sauce including a recipe for dry cajun that I've had for two years and still have yet to fuckin' try
My girlfriend loves my tortellini (as does everyone, I make that the most because I fucking love tortellini) and veal parmesan. And I get laid a lot.
I don't know wtf happened to my mother, she cooked a ton when I was a kid but now in her fifties when I go over for barbecues with she and her boyfriend either her boyfriend's son, Rollie, or I end up barbecuing because her burgers and hot dogs will end up with a nice black fucking shell on them.
I had to literally explain to her the science behind convection on the grill and why you never cook with a grill on high.
There is a fine science to food preparation.