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I’d argue a third option.The parts you eat (before you die of course) are going to your digestive system to be converted into nutrients for the rest of your body that you haven’t eaten.In other words, you’re converting yourself into a pile of poop. Don’t get me wrong— you’re still the same size more-or-less, but you’re just a big pile of poop.If you want to go a step deeper...*surprise*V-Sauce Dangerdoge here. Digestion begins as soon as food enters your mouth, getting broken apart by saliva. After traveling through your larynx / esophagus, it goes to your stomach to be further digested. After all is said and done, you’re left with hot steaming pile of sh—*random jump cut*— surely digested food, commonly known as poop.But, is your poop... really you?*v sauce dangerdoge intro*A random Greek philosopher at some point once possibly said, “if my arm does not cooperate, let it wither and die without me.” That spurs an interesting line of thinking: maybe it’s only what we have control over that is us?*close up jump cut*Ok, I know what you’re thinking... but V-Sauce dangerdoge, what about paralyzed people? In response to that though, what if we make a qualification and argue that it’s not a matter of conscious control, but a matter of body control. A paralyzed person’s body still retains limited function over the paralyzed parts, such as the heart for circulatory system or basic cellular functions.*jump cut back*If we use that as a methodology, poop becomes a separate existence from us the moment we shat it out. We rid ourselves of control of the substance and reject it from our body.As you may know, conservation of mass is a law. You can’t eat yourself into existence, but you can change the properties of yourself. Twins aren’t ever the same people despite extremely similar genetic makeup, so why should your poop be the same?Thus we have some conclusions:1. Poop is not you2. Poop made up of your limbs still retains the same atomic makeup of stuff that was in your body, so there is no atoms that have mysteriously vanished3. You’ll probably die if you eat yourselfIn other words, you won’t eat yourself into non-existence from a conservation-of-mass standpoint, but you will eat yourself as a person or entity into non-existence by converting your mass into something that isn’t “you”... that is, until you die.
I assume you are saying if it is possible to eat yourself what would happen because in actuality you can’t really eat yourself and it out causing so much harm that you can no longer eat yourself.Anyways, I would guess that your body would turn inside out, all of your organs and stuff would fall out if your skeleton and to the ground forever killing you, giving you an incredibly unique death, and scaring the lives of everyone who happened to be around you, or whoever found the body, and the police that have to investigate that.You’re welcome.
Hypothetically you would end up disappearing "almost" completely because you would digest yourself and shit out yourself until there's nothing left but a pile of shit.
When you start eating yourself we will come to save you and provide you some foods because you are hungry perhaps
Def need some gorgonxola cheese rn
Hahaha... you will need meat
I will try now and let you know afterwards.
Its been 1 hour... did you try?
No sorry I taste awful... Need more ketchup to mask the taste.
When you add ketchup lmk
You’d be less annoying
Hook me up with one of your sexy Albanian thot friends
Equilibrium. Your mass would stay the same.
You squirt duh
What you like oral
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