You’re Walking Down The Street & Someone Threw A Burrito At You WHAT DO YOU DO?

Static_In_The_Attic

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You’re Walking Down The Street & Someone Threw A Burrito At You WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Anonymous

28 d

Attempt to catch it. In the event I succeed, it would be followed by an intense internal debate with myself on whether or not I should trust this strange burrito and eat it or not. On the one hand, it's a burrito. On the other hand, I can't be 100% sure what is in it. But it's a free meal. But there's a pandemic. But... It's a burrito. But it could be a cruel trick involving a tampered burrito. What kind of monster would tamper with a burrito? It's 2020. Brain and heart are both making some great points.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  28 d
  It’s always good to look at things from different point of views & well said.
CapnHawk | 188 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Guru

28 d

To whoever threw it, I'd ask for some salsa, too.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  28 d
  Absolutely! Round of applause for you. Bravo brother.
- CapnHawk
  
  27 d
  Thanks for the compliment, Static.

Most Helpful Girls

FictionalCharacter | 104 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Yoda

28 d

I would get surprised, shocked, stunned, and confused. Then feel sad and bad about myself, my whole day is ruined.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  28 d
  Ahhhhhhhhh. The only tears I want to see from you are tears of joy, I say eat the burrito!
On_cloud_wine | 106 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Xper 7

27 d

This is EXACTLY the reason I always tote around my smokey chipotle sauce in my purse!

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  If you & I ever have the honor of crossing paths remind me to throw a burrito at you! Break out the Smokey sauce!

What Girls & Guys Said

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Daniela1982 | 81 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Guru

27 d

I would think The Flying Burrito Brothers were in the neighborhood.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  https://youtu.be/MchWI3sLUQo
- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  I would totally throw a burrito at you by the way!
- Daniela1982
  
  27 d
  Make it a burrito supreme
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  For you, absolutely & a burrito supreme it is & if you want I’ll even throw a soda or maybe a water & a few napkins as well. Food fight, food fight, food fight!
DizzyDesii | 659 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Master

28 d

Throw dat hoe back! I asked for a dollar

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  Wonderful! Launch that shit back, hahaha!
saffoler | 110 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Yoda

27 d

If I catch it I'll probably eat; it if I drop it on the ground to the trash it will go.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  Do you ever hear of the five second rule? Why waste a burrito, eat that thing.
- saffoler
  
  26 d
  The five second rule is a lie. Mythbusters proved that 1 second is too long.
- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  26 d
  Now that was a great show & I wonder who came up with the five second rule anyway. I don’t know about you but I could go for a burrito right about now.
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- saffoler
  
  26 d
  I would have liked one if I hadn't already eaten.
- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  26 d
  As for me I’m like a human garbage can within reason & I always have food on my mind. I’m eating a cheesesteak right now by the way.
Brainsbeforebeauty | 143 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Guru

27 d

Still in a wrapper, I'm eating it...
If it's not, I'd pick it up act like I'm trying to give it back to them, and"accidently" trip, and.. "oops that burrito got all over your shirt, I really hope it don't stain" 😇😈🤣

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Gwenhwyfar | 112 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Guru

28 d

This is so far from my experience I don't know how to answer that

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  28 d
  This is so far from my experience as well & if it ever happened I just want to get people prepared just in case. Lady Gwenhwyfar it’s ok you can think of another answer & get back to me.
douride2 | 2.6K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Master

28 d

Let it fall to the ground. I don't like burritos any way.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  If you don’t like burritos I say launch it back.
- douride2
  
  27 d
  No I'm a lover not a fighter.
TonyMetal___86
Xper 6

28 d

Heard of it but do not know what a burrito is and what is it made of? In my country, we don't make burritos...

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  28 d
  I think you need to introduce burritos to your country, I love those things.
- TonyMetal___86
  
  28 d
  Haha, yeah why not 😄
legalboxers | 1.3K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Master

28 d

30 second rule.. remove the dirt and dust.. and eat it

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- DizzyDesii
  
  28 d
  😂😂😂😂 it came from a complete stranger
- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  From the five second rule to the 30 second rule, I love burritos & enjoy as well.
- DizzyDesii
  
  27 d
  It could be poisoned
cherry_324
Xper 4

26 d

Try not to look sad or unhappy in front of them so they feel like they have not succeeded to upset or annoy me.

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Kaneki05 | 175 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Guru

27 d

Shout balls of steel. People of culture will get this reference Then just hope i have some chicken nuggets to throw.

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dreamstar72 | 668 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Yoda

26 d

Perrier spray them since they tried to kill me with the killer flying burrito technic

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OceanMelon | 102 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Xper 7

26 d

I'd try to catch it and eat it, if it falls on the ground, 30 second rule, its still good.

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Aakash_Hangargi | 52 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Yoda

28 d

Well if its fresh I would eat it 😂😂

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  28 d
  Eat that thing brother!
Phoenix98 | 545 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Master

28 d

If it's fresh and I manage to catch it I'd eat it.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  Eat it, eat it, eat it! YES!
- Phoenix98
  
  27 d
  Lol.
ChefPapiChulo | 357 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Xper 7

28 d

I’d say thank you for the burrito

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  28 d
  I feel the same way & it’s not every day a burrito fly’s your way.
docster
Explorer

28 d

Call INS and have them deported. Just kidding :)

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SuccessfulHornDog | 985 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Master

26 d

I would spray pico DeGallo in his eyes

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bannacookies | 146 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.
Yoda

27 d

Eat it.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  27 d
  Hell yeah, eat that thing!

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