1. I'm not submissive
For the life of me, I won't kiss your ass and be your slave ALL THE TIME. My mom didn't give birth to me just so I could be a fucking pushover. Hell, I was born to be a badass. Get that right.
2. Anti hairy pussy
I like it shaved, thank you. I'm just not keen on sporting a wild bush down there. Don't want stinky Pokemon bitches growing in there or something. You get the grip. Not all Asian girls have a jungle pussy island.
3. Not a Gold Digger/Social Climber
I have ambitions and goals. I refuse to depend financially on some filthy rich man and suck his cock all day long like some dumb bitch. I'm not materialistic and am generally not a fan of overpriced, branded goods. Lastly, I'll make my own money, be my own person and I'll pay for my shit, thanks.
4. Not infatuated with fair skin
No, I don't use bleaching products. No, I don't follow the Korean beauty trend. No, I don't envy fair people. I embrace my natural colour and you should too. Also, I don't buy that common bullshit saying that people who are darker are of a low income class and work like slaves under the hot sun. Fuck off with that mentality. GOD.
5. I would definitely date black guys!
I find them attractive. And I hate it when people automatically assume I'm not attracted to black guys. Come fucking on.
6. if you're fat, don't tell me I should eat more
I'm not fucking starving myself and that's all that matters. Bye.
7. "Herro", "Nihao" and "Ching chong"?
Fuck off. if you're trying to be funny, I won't be laughing. Don't make a fool out of yourself, buddy.
8. Oh I worship the entire race of white guys?
Last time I checked, I was rejecting a bunch of white dudes. Get over yourself. And as for non-whites who say that shit, grow a pair of metallic balls or tits.
9. Japanese, Chinese and Korean
I constantly see clueless people singling out just these countries. They fail to realise that Asia consists of many countries. Worse still, assuming I'm Chinese right away. Bitch, think harder. Thanks.
10. Get your kpop shit away from me
GOD knows exactly how many friends I have that are obsessed with Kpop. It's like a disease. Don't come near me. I'm not interested in hearing your favorite bands or EXO or BTS or whatever. Gah.