Just recently, I've had the magical honour of chancing upon a much older man on this site who I believe have absolutely mesmerised me with his tragic intelligence even at 57 years of age, for I utterly couldn't help but well... feel sorry for this genius of a pea-brain.
From threatening to beat me up to demanding that I meet up with his ancient, self-righteous ass just so he could teach me a lesson, I was indeed touched and deeply inspired by his wisdom yet amused at the same time.
Once upon a time, there was a barbaric bozo. He would try hard to be virtuous but no matter how hard he tried, he was instantly declared piteous. I was the villain, the witch. He was the Extra and the Unwanted. Kidding, too savage, but you get the hint.
It all started with a comment, from my side:
Those downvotes are from sulky, butthurt men LOL.
In an instant, some random man comes flying out of the bush, about as triggered as King Kong banging hardcore on his chest
What's up with all your demeaning remarks , ms Singapore? Got a problem?
'WOW, this grumpy old man cared to checked out my profile. Meh, lemme see his profile.
Lo and behold, his cover page is of a young Filipina wife posing with what seems like an ugly Barbie doll car. He's there in the profile pic with dem shades smiling away looking all smug and shit. Typical. Ah.
Me: Yes, I have a problem. Demeaning shit begets demeaning shit. Bye
Again, the old man shrieks in retaliation:
I'll be in Kuatan , Malaysia this up coming November. If you want , I'll teach you the reason why you should keep your f.. mouth shut. Stupid little girl...
You Asian piece of shit! We'll see how rugged you really are when we meet!Talk is a cheap bitch. Oh and I'll hit you so hard.
Wait, his wife is Asian... Oops. What an asshole, demeaning his own wife indirectly? Interesting.
I told you already , I'll be there in Kuantan shortly. I'll help you make it happen. If your for real...
Lol, as if I have time for peasants like him. Bwahahaha.
I searched your name up online. I have nudes of you. I found your number too. Wanna own up now?
Someone must be so triggered that his wife never fought back and now that a young girl like me is doing so, he feels powerless. Yuck. Stupid daddy.
Needless to say, he gets agitated as he realises he's talking to the wall. Remember, I'm in office doing work and ain't got time for peasants :) And he intrudes again, with a notification popping after not having heard from me.
Ahh , all of a sudden quiet
Soon after, a kind human being breaks the silence for me, but this old man is reluctant to give up. Alas, it's his last straw. And so he argues further:
I'm acting like a jerk? No I'm not , and please dont reinforce a person who's talking filthy crap to their elders , including you.
If you want to side with someone like that, then your no different.
She's full of filthy words and quite the jerk herself. If you want to reinforce her stance , then your just the same as her.
That's right , western woman.. in the Pacific islands we teach differently. Our cultures are way different than yours. Over hea , you get a slap upside your effn head for being disrespectful. Her culture and my culture are alittle different , but neither are your culture... so but out..
Moral of story:
I kiss the asses of all elders even if they treat me like shit. Because I'm a dumb fuck who can't stand up for herself. People, listen up. Respect all your elders. If they hit you, be grateful and feel blessed. You're not allowed to ever stand up for yourself. Even to creepy old men over the Internet. Even if they ask you for nudes. Even if they order you to do shit you're not comfortable doing. People, ALL ELDERS ARE GODS. They're always right! Legend has it that being an elder is a green light to behaving like a jerk. Long live the Ancient, Salty Ancient Kings and Queens!
Respect is earned, bitch. You don't demand it. That's all for now, bye bye.