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- A little graphic, but I'll share.
My wife's cousin (Ellie) was staying over for a weekend visit. After a night out drinking, I was still in bed. The girls had talked the night before about going out to this new coffee place in the morning.
As I dozed, I could hear them chatting, then it all went quiet and I heard the front door close. I sleep naked, and had morning wood. I contemplated taking care if it, but decided I would save myself and get in on with my wife later.
So I got up, picked up my towel for a shower. Though I decided to make myself a coffee first so it would be ready to drink for when I had finished showering. I loaded up some AC/DC on my phone and walked out into the hallway, into the main living area briefly, and turned a sharp left into the kitchen.
I started making a drink, singing and 'air guitaring' to Rock n Roll train, by AC/DC. Made my coffee. Towel slung over my left shoulder. Coffee in one hand, phone in the other. Still got a raging hard on. Walked out the kitchen to see Ellie on the couch on the far side of the living room. Curled up in Jeans and a white jumper with a book in her lap. Looking straight at me through her glasses with a huge smile on her face!
I was stunned, like a dear in the headlights. I mumbled out some apology, Ellie started chuckling, I got bright red. At that moment, the front door opened and my wife walked in, with a bag of bacon & eggs. She had decided to make us all breakfast at home.
She looked at me, at Ellie, back at me, then Ellie again. Took her a moment to register what had happened, then she burst out laughing!
They were both laughing as I stood there naked, hands full, completely embarrassed with a big morning erection. I quickly left for the safety of the bathroom.
I was teased all weekend for that, especially when Ellie told my wife about my naked 'erect' dancing in the kitchen while I was waiting for my coffee.
That story still gets told now...Is this still revelant?
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- I used to be in a program that helps young adults look for jobs/get a job. So I got a job at a place that I never even heard of. During that time I was a volunteer but unlike the other volunteers I got payed. My first day as a volunteer I met this girl. Being a volunteer you were basically where to go and what to do. My supervisor (Brenda) who I didn’t know was my supervisor the entire time I was a volunteer told me to help out that girl but she said her name (Jessica). I had a crush on her and I only knew 2 things about her. That she worked there and her name. I have a problem with liking girls that I don’t have a chance with. The only time that I seen her was at work and I wanted to be professional so I never told her or anyone else that I liked her. I told this girl who still works there that used to be with cool with her that I liked Jessica. I’m not exactly sure what day it was but I know it was before she quit. She told me not to ask her out when we were at work. That’s a little embarrassing but what made it more embarrassing is that she said it out of nowhere in front of peopleIs this still revelant?
When I type a lot I sometimes forget to type other words. I never even told her that I liked her and I never made it obvious or anything so I don’t know why she said that out of nowhere. I guess she knew unless someone told her Sometimes we would get scheduled to work together (it’s a place for kids) for example one day we were scheduled for camp and we were in the same group. I was in the same group as her 3-4 times but I never told her that I liked her. We never really talked to each other like that. So yeah that’s my embarrassing story
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- Anonymous1 ySo I met my online boyfriend for the first time and he made a salad on our first day.
the salad had feta cheese which I did not know would give me stomach problems
I got super bloated and had stomach pain and constipation. It was awful.
we had to go to the pharmacy to get medicine to help me go ooo poo 💩!! And he was standing there when they asked me how long had it been since my last oooo!! I said about 5 days or so XD
anyway I was staying with him in a flat and I took the medicine and few hours later my stomach was making super loud noises. This is that last thing I had imagined in my life that it would be like meeting my boyfriend!
the medication did not make me feel any better and i still had discomfort in my stomach and was like blown up like big stomach. That’s not sexy at all!!
so my boyfriend said he had these little pills he takes to remove Gas
and at the time I didn’t realize what I was about to take, I just wanted to feel better fast! So I took it.
later that night I guess the medication and pills 💊 started to work and I fell asleep fast. He was still awake because he can’t fall asleep fast.. so I’m sleeping there and he is laying near me when suddenly he says I started farting loud xd ffffffff!!! FML!! I had no idea this was evening happening!!
and to top it off, I had a mouth guard on because I used to have braces and supposedly you have to sleep with these retarded retainers so i had broken them a little and they were causing my mouth to open and this resulted in snoring sounds
ugh 😑
he told me about after we left
when I was already home and he was in his country.. and he tells me all this and like 😩!! What!
and he was laughing
and I just wanted to never talk with him again 😖😫😥😞☹️😫🥴😑
im so embarrassed.. I hope it didn’t smell
I didn’t even ask that because that was enough already to know more.. ugh.. now i wanna know 😫Is this still revelant? - You know those cook in front of you places so I went with my family and I didn't feel right. So they start with the soup and salads like normal and I really felt like
a bubble was gonna explode in my chest. So I told my mom and she said that it was probably nothing done so I sucked it up. Two seconds later I burp in a restaurant full of people just out loud. I was bright red and what made it worse was thus three year old saying, "ew" right next to me. I will never live that down. Never.Is this still revelant?
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