I've BEEN SPRAYED WITH A HOSE AND FELL IN PADDLING POOL IM FURIOUS?

Question

So today I got in say an argument with a girl who is just an out an out slapper init, so today I saw her in her front garden as I walked past! I asked her why she felt the need to get on my ex, i then referenced her very slutty reputation, and I then went to leave her front garden which is just shitty astro grass to which she referred to me being bitchy and arrogant so I pushed her over, and I'm like 5 foot away from her when she grabs this hose and shouts my name do I turned around and she point it at my face and it's like a jet washer, sprays me with it and I've moved back another foot then lost my balance and I've tried to get up to go for her put she's spraying me and the force of it is making me slip and roll around, eventually after 30 or seconds I get to my feet a bit dizzy when she walks over with the palm of her hand like pushes my fore head and I fall backwards in my jeans in to the paddling pool, but my head went under I'm in my toe post sandals, Jean's, bubble coat, Jean's are probably wrecked now, had to walk home she went inside, my mother laughed.

Answer 1

Shezadi | 78 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Yoda

I hope I will never have a daughter like you, who gets in a fight every single day like she has nothing better to do.

I won't be surprised if you get murdered one day.

Don't you have any self respect?

It's you.

You start every fight by having a go at everyone you don't "like."

I can't sympathise with you because you start every fight.

Other people need to know that this isn't the first time you got yourself in a fight.

This is your tenth fight.

You go around calling everyone the s word and act surprised when they react.

Please don't invite me to a question related to a fight again.

I am done with you.

You are impossible.

You are the kind of person I would NEVER want to be around in real life, or associate myself with or have my loved ones around you.

You have mental health issues and I hope you make peace with yourself.

If you call me the s word in real life on my face, I might also do something in anger. It's human instinct.

You called her the s word and pushed her. She had every right to get back at you and defend herself.

Jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz

What a nightmare girls are these days.

Feeling sorry for your parents.

Answer 2

supercutebutt | 59 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Xper 7

I would have dragged mom by the hair over to the hose girl, shouted some more slut-shaming insults at her and used mom as a shield from the water spray so i could get right up in that hose girl's grill so I could call her something really insulting like syphilis whore or Trumptard. Then I'd push both the girl and mom into the pool and walk home alone, victorious.

Answer 3

virtue2332

Xper 5

Damn girl, I feel for you. Facts though you took an L. We all take them every now and then. Its how you react and act about that L. You gotta just learn from it and try not to get caught slipping. Good thing is you got your health you didn't get cut or capped. I have more respect for someone who can laugh shit off and admit that shit was hella funny yo they caught you slipping. You know where you went wrong own and don't talk about whats gonna happen next. Don't be that girl just smile and let it be. If she wants to get hard and come at you sideways don't say shit the second she gets in range talking that shit snatch that bitch up and show her your not fucking around. Just don't talk all that mad shit up front and go over there making excuses how she got lucky last time and fuck aroundcand get served up again cuz then you're just gonna have to move or leave that bitch alone. Good luck. You probably will end up being friends with her because you need a slick bitch in your corner

Answer 4

Savage_Wisdom

Explorer

So just to nutshell; you saw this girl minding her own business she decided to go over to her and start arguing with her, then you escalated the situation with yelling and name-calling, then you escalated it even further with violence, and now you're angry that she responded to your violence with some balance of her own. So none of this would have happened if you had just minded your own business, or showed some sense of maturity.

Answer 5

Citizenkirk

Xper 6

It sounds like there is a lot of hostility between you two. If you guys are not on speaking terms, maybe taking a break from each other will help let things simmer down between you two. If there is an issue you guys want resolved between you two, perhaps you guys can select someone you both trust too mediate the conversation so things don't escalate further.

Answer 6

ChocoBrownieMonster

Explorer

This reminds me of this episode of Bianca and Rickyyyyyyyyyyhttps://www.youtube.com/embed/lwCPXWtBC3g

Answer 7

Grond21 | 158 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

After a story like this, it's pretty clear that you like getting into these confrontations and fights. And it seems like you're choosing the ones that have some kind of liquid that can be used against you. Or if not those specifically, then so many fights that you're guaranteed to get soaking wet at least once a month

Shezadi

30 d
This isn't the first time she got in a fight
Grond21

29 d
I know. It seems to happen quite often, and it either ends with her getting soaked with some kind of liquid or getting tied up
Shezadi

29 d
Or having cheese on her face
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Shezadi

29 d
It's almost as if she is cursed
Grond21

29 d
😂😂 Yep, exactly

Answer 8

Shezadi

This isn't the first time she got in a fight

Answer 9

Grond21

I know. It seems to happen quite often, and it either ends with her getting soaked with some kind of liquid or getting tied up

Answer 10

Shezadi

Or having cheese on her face

Answer 11

Shezadi

It's almost as if she is cursed

Answer 12

Grond21

😂😂 Yep, exactly

Answer 13

Anonymous

Do you have a fetish for women being attacked or something? Seems to be every question you post is about women getting in fights with you or woman getting tied up. Honest question no judgement

AmourHoney

1 mo
I’m wondering the same thing.
ChocoBrownieMonster

1 mo
She's a brunette version of a fiery red haired girl
Guardian45

1 mo
Ditto

Answer 14

AmourHoney

I’m wondering the same thing.

Answer 15

ChocoBrownieMonster

She's a brunette version of a fiery red haired girl

Answer 16

Guardian45

Ditto

Answer 17

Sevenpointfive | 531 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

a little salsa and the paddle pool could've been queso?

Answer 18

AndrewMG | 71 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Yoda

I mean this would usually be spread over a 3 weeks worth of Emmerdale episodes! Instead it's another day in the life of Millie! lol

Asker

1 mo
Funny

Answer 19

Asker

Funny

Answer 20

laurieluvsit | 299 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

OMG! ... your mother was right.

I hope a year or two from now you will be able to laugh at this too.

I started at the very first sentence you wrote in hysterics... please forgive me

Asker

30 d
Hilarious.

Answer 21

Asker

Hilarious.

Answer 22

Browneye57 | 1.2K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Master

Ha ha. Just deserts. :)
Don't be writing checks with your mouth that your ass can't cash.

Asker

1 mo
What?
Browneye57

1 mo
You opened your big fucking mouth and started it. You should have shut the fuck up and kept walking, but NOOOOOO, you had to start it. This is on you toots. You got what you deserve. And you're lucky it was just a hose. It could have been a gun.
Asker

1 mo
I won, I floored her.
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Browneye57

1 mo
That's what you do with a car. LOL
Asker

29 d
What is
Browneye57

23 d
"Floor it". LOL

Answer 23

Asker

What?

Answer 24

Browneye57

You opened your big fucking mouth and started it. You should have shut the fuck up and kept walking, but NOOOOOO, you had to start it. This is on you toots. You got what you deserve. And you're lucky it was just a hose. It could have been a gun.

Answer 25

Asker

I won, I floored her.

Answer 26

Browneye57

That's what you do with a car. LOL

Answer 27

Asker

What is

Answer 28

Browneye57

"Floor it". LOL

Answer 29

Tstrbrainer | 95 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Explorer

That sounds embarrassing, but I hope you will be able to laugh at this in the future.

Did she got on with your ex while you two were in a relationship?

Shezadi

30 d
She gets in a fight every week
Tstrbrainer

28 d
It's the jinn 😂😂😂

Answer 30

Shezadi

She gets in a fight every week

Answer 31

Tstrbrainer

It's the jinn 😂😂😂

Answer 32

Anonymous

*I've BEEN SPRAYED WITH A HOSE AND FELL IN PADDLING POOL IM FURIOUS*?

What did you expect...

Answer 33

Mynameisbobby | 64 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Yoda

I thought you were going to say you fell down in the mud from all the water and that you were covered in mud.

Answer 34

Medlife

Xper 5

Erm sorry but someone comes to my place and tells me anything I dont like they ain't walking away im petty AF 🤪

Asker

29 d
Ohhh right so your justifying her half drowning me?
Medlife

29 d
You're *🤣
Asker

29 d
Dont answer question does it
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Medlife

29 d
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Asker

29 d
She jet sprayed my face, made me smell/taste my own flip flop.
Medlife

29 d
Reverse the roles. What if someone comes to your house and started badmouthing you. Would you just stand there and take it?
Asker

29 d
No but that is both unfair and ott
Medlife

28 d
That is a reality ur feelings are irrelevant here
Asker

28 d
Well they do so get over.
Medlife

28 d
Im a little confused u telling me to get over where? Of u mean over it im not bothered at all but u seem to not be over it. As I said ur feelings are irrelevant here
Asker

28 d
didn't lose shit

Answer 35

Asker

Ohhh right so your justifying her half drowning me?

Answer 36

Medlife

You're *🤣

Answer 37

Asker

Dont answer question does it

Answer 38

Medlife

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Answer 39

Asker

She jet sprayed my face, made me smell/taste my own flip flop.

Answer 40

Medlife

Reverse the roles. What if someone comes to your house and started badmouthing you. Would you just stand there and take it?

Answer 41

Asker

No but that is both unfair and ott

Answer 42

Medlife

That is a reality ur feelings are irrelevant here

Answer 43

Asker

Well they do so get over.

Answer 44

Medlife

Im a little confused u telling me to get over where? Of u mean over it im not bothered at all but u seem to not be over it. As I said ur feelings are irrelevant here

Answer 45

Asker

didn't lose shit

Answer 46

Anonymous

I don’t know how to put this nicely. But if I was to do such staff, people would think I’m mentally ill or call the police or some stuff. I really don’t know how you get away which such stuff without a ruined reputation or a police altercation. Also, your mom was laughing? Doesn’t seem like she understands there is a big problem here.

Answer 47

jshm2 | 92 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Yoda

You got what you deserved and are lucky she doesn't sue your skank ass.

Answer 48

Juxtapose | 389 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

You started shit with someone for no good reason and got exactly what you deserved.

0 sympathy from me.

Answer 49

Giggltr0nn

Xper 4

ex

That's why she went after him, because it should in no way concern you what he does anymore

Answer 50

Hangry22 | 254 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Yoda

Get back at that bitch or sue her for assault. Better yet expose her slutty reputation to everyone. Get the help of one of the guys she slept with. Maybe he got her nudes

ChocoBrownieMonster

1 mo
LOL this isn't America, it's Engerrrrlund. We do things subtly here
Hangry22

30 d
@ChocoBrownieMonster well that's too bad. But it's childish to return a verbal line with physical assault

Answer 51

ChocoBrownieMonster

LOL this isn't America, it's Engerrrrlund. We do things subtly here

Answer 52

Hangry22

@ChocoBrownieMonster well that's too bad. But it's childish to return a verbal line with physical assault

Answer 53

Lynx122 | 143 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

Shit happens. You can't always be on the winning side and look cool sometimes you get the shitty end.

Answer 54

SjE78 | 172 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

oh no, what is wrong with people :( hope you are ok... whatever her opinion of you doesn't give her the right to do what she did...

Answer 55

pizzalovershouse | 393 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

Sounds very cruel time to make her pay for any damaged clothes

Answer 56

slatyb | 1.1K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Master

You pushed her? You understand that’s a crime? Grow the F up.

Shezadi

30 d
👏👏👏 She goes around calling everyone the s word and expects people not to react
slatyb

29 d
@Shezadi that’s obnoxious but it’s not a crime.

Answer 57

Shezadi

👏👏👏 She goes around calling everyone the s word and expects people not to react

Answer 58

slatyb

@Shezadi that’s obnoxious but it’s not a crime.

Answer 59

Anonymous

I’m starting to find it hard to believe these scenarios.

Opinion Owner

1 mo
Who even has a paddling pool in their garden in during the end of October?
Asker

1 mo
Morons
Opinion Owner

1 mo
If this is true, perhaps if you were nicer to people these things wouldn’t happen. Since it has apparently happened more than once with who I’m assuming are different people, you clearly are the one causing problems and in return these people are retaliating.
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Asker

1 mo
Not exactly a win lose fight scenario is it.
Opinion Owner

1 mo
It costs nothing to be a decent person.
Opinion Owner

1 mo
But to be honest with you, these scenarios just come across as fake like the other pink anon suggested. It sounds more like some kind of fantasy or fetish you have.
ChocoBrownieMonster

1 mo
Millie has belief that the Anon girl is an entity of more than one girl.

Answer 60

Opinion Owner

Who even has a paddling pool in their garden in during the end of October?

Answer 61

Asker

Morons

Answer 62

Opinion Owner

If this is true, perhaps if you were nicer to people these things wouldn’t happen. Since it has apparently happened more than once with who I’m assuming are different people, you clearly are the one causing problems and in return these people are retaliating.

Answer 63

Asker

Not exactly a win lose fight scenario is it.

Answer 64

Opinion Owner

It costs nothing to be a decent person.

Answer 65

Opinion Owner

But to be honest with you, these scenarios just come across as fake like the other pink anon suggested. It sounds more like some kind of fantasy or fetish you have.

Answer 66

ChocoBrownieMonster

Millie has belief that the Anon girl is an entity of more than one girl.

Answer 67

Gedaria | 1K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Master

There is not a lot to say.
Just stay away from paddling pools...

Answer 68

msc545 | 182 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Yoda

Why is everything you write concerned with physical violence?

Answer 69

SenseiSeptred

Xper 6

Remember, if you are already angry, then they have already won.

Answer 70

spartan55 | 314 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Master

So you are claiming you won the fight? Oookay...

Answer 71

OlderAndWiser | 1.6K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Master

Sounds like you brought in on yourself.

Shezadi

30 d
Not the first time
Asker

29 d
Erm how tf your work that out she hey washed my face!

Answer 72

Shezadi

Not the first time

Answer 73

Asker

Erm how tf your work that out she hey washed my face!

Answer 74

Wise4myage | 201 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

Seek revenge my friend, they have it coming.

Answer 75

KrakenAttackin | 372 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Yoda

I would have paid $20 to see this.

Answer 76

Dinosaursandanime65 | 126 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Xper 7

Revenge is caaaalling.

Answer 77

SuccessfulHornDog | 1.1K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Master

What will you do now?

Answer 78

Mehzmeh | 51 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Xper 7

Go back and beat the shit out of her.

Answer 79

Cryptic-Game | 299 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

Then you should have a talk with that person.

Answer 80

Trooper205 | 76 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Explorer

I don't know why I was invited here.

Answer 81

NYCQuestions1976 | 262 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

Oh well. Why do you care what your ex does anyway?

Answer 82

EyesOfGod | 67 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Xper 6

Lol nice

Answer 83

iFarted | 354 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Guru

Thats what you get for being mean.

Answer 84

RastamanJah

Xper 4

D'oh!

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