I agree. Never trust anything that's short and claims to be innocent
I am actually short and innocent too 😌
you're not a child and you're short? Hehehe mini human
What are you then?Maxi human?🤔
Maxi enough to use your head as an arm rest, puny human uwu
Omg are you that tall bastard who goes around saying short girls are armrests?
Well done my little hangry compact sized bumblebee. You have solved the mystery *slow claps, but you will still be the armrest us tall people need
In your dreams and i will be sure to kick your balls that moment when you use me as an armrest you big giraffe with just long bones
I see. Even though I can easily pick you up and carry you out of a building, you still stand your ground despite being a tiny little travel sized human. I admire that, however you will be forced to be my personal armrest, leg rest, and fiance.
Oh now why would you want a "tiny little travel size human" as your fiancee? Won't your kids be compact sized bumblebees then?
A great stallion doesn't need children. A stallion should be accompanied by only their mate. You may be short but a stallion must make sacrifices for the greater good. Light and dark will be balanced. Short and tall will be balanced. Revealing the holiness mata nui.
You must take on the journey of becoming the arm rest bumblebee you always have been.
I have never been an armrest. No guy is stupid and disrespectful like you to do thatStallions are meant to BREED cause they aren't castrated🤦♀️
Then we shall BREED my little coconut. Dont be hangry. I have no choice but to go against my desire to use you as my arm rest. *does mating dance
*sees the mating dance and pukes🤮🤮🤮
*cries ;w; why dont you love me
Cause you think i am an armrest😤
But you're so short and compact like its adorable and hdysyshyyeheyeybdhdhfifi
Wait i thought i was a "puny human"?
I was just trying to complement your attributes. I will attack those who harm you
Aww. My knight in shining armour🥰But what you gonna do? You're gonna intimidate others with your height?
I will intimidate them not only with my height, but the power of LOOOOOOVVVVE. I will destroy the filthy peasants and you my queen shall live in solitude within my body as I shield you from harm's way
Oh you watched too many historical dramas🤦♀️And ik your "bravery". So brave that you had to go Anon on a simple question 😒by the way what's your height which makes you feel so superior?
What are you wanting to ask me out if I didn't go anon? Way to expose yourself uwu to me you sexy beast. I'm 6 foot. What's YOUR height?
In your dreams AnonAnd 6 foot ain't that tall for you to go around being arrogant about it. I am between 5'1 and 5' 2(not that short😌)
And how dare you call me a beast you arrogant weirdo?😖
I called you a SEXY beast. That means you are a smol attractive fehmale uwu. 6ft is pretty tall. Anything taller is a fallacy. I love you my beautiful darling. We shall conquer the world and all of skyrim will fall beneath our feet.
Does mating call*
"I love you my beautiful darling"👀With this line i can guess that you do your mating call for every random girl of gag
You're the only one I said it to tbh :/ you sugar booger. Smol
Love me love me say that you love me.
Omg. Where do you get these names from? They're both offensive and sweet at the same time😗And i am not gonna say that to a crazy male Anon who maybe a 70 year old perv
OHHO 70? YOU REALLY THINK IM 70...I turned 20 last month. And how do I know you're 19?
Actually YOU KNOW WHAT?How do I know if you are real and not just some bot?
You know what I find being labeled a 70 yr old offensive and a coward so HERE Shyguy206 AND EAT ALL OF YOUR WORDS LIKE A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI
I AM SORRY. I seem to have offended you a lot🥺I was just joking around
It's ok. I accept apology. I ain't a coward anymore since I showed you my pic. NEITHER am I a 70 yr old man with my IMPRESSIVE good looks. Bow down before me
When did you show me a pic?🤔
Shyguy206 is my account on here mini wini._.
Well i searched for it and nothing came up giraffe
Jesus ok I followed u mini
Oh Maxi if i accept it you will fall in love and get obsessed with me. I don't think i can handle it😔
Oh mini weenie I will perform another mating dance to appease you and make you fall in love with me uwu *dances
You really don't look like a psycho but you are one
I'm a psycho for you honey buns. I'm psycho for your love. *mating dance
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