Here's mine "I'm 30, never been kissed and I'm a virgin, no one will ever love me boo hoo hooooo" =D
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"Would you rather be with an okay looking girl that likes sports, beer and video games and will greet you every morning with oral sex and breakfast in bed, or an extremely hot girl that's a crack whore and has seven kids? I made the hot girl sound bad enough to make me desirable, right? RIGHT?"
"How do I look? I say I don't care, but I really want attention."
"I really just want to start a figh... erm, uh, do you believe in God/feminism?"3