How do I make her go away? What can I do to make her leave? Please, I need serious suggestions!!!😢 This is a major problem for me.
Most Helpful Guy
Hahahaha I'm so glad I found this question, but I'll be serious here. It's going to be hard to get her to leave. And telling her to leave (as a sibling) is going to make her want to stay even more.
Generic tips and options for dealing with a sister on GAG:
1.) For the really bad answers where you know you just said something really sketchy, maybe sexually suggestive, I'd suggest you go anon.
2.) Block her. If you are really worried about it, make your account private and answer questions when she isn't on. That way she'll probably never see any of your embarrassing answers, unless she is checking out the dirty embarrassing questions herself, in which case go to number 3.
3.) If she is in it for an Amazon gift card like you mentioned, she is going to have to answer a LOT of questions. Considering the nature of GAG, I'm going to guess she isn't going to be answering just "What's my spirit animal?" or questions that don't require semi-dirty answers. Chances are she'll slip up somewhere and put a dirty answer or several on GAG. Sniff those answers out and then mention them to her. Since you both have embarrassing answers, you can create a stalemate. A truce of "I won't share your secrets if you won't share mine."
4.) Completely ignore her. If she already completely stalked the crap out of your profile, chances are your answers now are going to be about as dirty as they were before. "What has seen cannot be unseen."
5.) Tell her IRL how you are trying to help out people, and how if she blabs about your answers, tell her you will be angry / never forgive her/ be very disappointed in her, etc. If she is the "understanding-sister" type, she may agree and keep your answers secret. She may know (which will suck), but it is better than everyone else knowing too.
How to get her off GAG.
My nerdy calculations. 7000 points for giftcard. You get 120 (right?) points at the start. Each opinion is one point. Each MHO is 5. At best, assuming she gets 100% MHO, she will have to answer 1,146 questions. With reasonable effort, I've answered 508 in two months. So over 2 months over effort and getting MHO on everything.
With your MHO% (11%), she'd have to answer roughly 6250 questions. Divided by my opinion count, that'd be over a year of nonstop effort and hours on the computer. Double mine and that is still 6 months of work.
For what? A single $20 giftcard. If she asked for a measly $2 dollars from a person for a month, it'd be a faster process and would be easier.
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Most Helpful Girl
Te her you'll give her one of your gift cards if she leaves, which is a better deal because it will take her forever to get one on her own.6THIS IS NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE