Most Helpful Guy
1. The "is my dick big enough?" questions
2. The "I'm on this side of a political debate and everyone who opposes me is an (insert string of insults)" questions. MHO goes to the person who has the longest circlejerk with me in thier comment section.
3. The "all (insert gender) are horrible because of the handful of people I've met" questions that aren't really questions.
4. The extremely specific situation questions that somehow tell the entire story without giving a shred of information that's actually helpful for answering the question.
5. The "I beat/raped someone but it was okay right?" Questions
6. The "how do I look?" questions that have a 50% chance of getting you locked up for child pornagrophy
7. Lastly I hate the questions that look like someone just gave up on English and just started slapping thier keyboard. Like you can tell when someone's foreign. The English is broken but in predictable ways. I'm talking about those questions where you can't even figure out what they're asking. Like they just yelled into a mic while walking around a room and left it to the computer to try and write it all out.3