Signs you are not a real man

[MainePrincess]

I've seen that those who wish there were real men love to preach about the subject.....the signs are obvious;

1 If you're sexist, you're not a real man! Real men aren't threatened by the thought of equality.

2 If you're a bigot, you're not a real man! Real men aren't weak sniveling cowards.

3 If you are full of bluster, you're not a real man! Real men are secure in their manhood.

4 If you need 20 guns to feel man enough to live within 5 miles of a minority, you're not a real man. Real men don't need to supplement their manhood.

this is for you gun types

5 If you actually got anally violated by the news that a FICTIONAL CHARACTER is now a woman or black, you're not a real man.....you're just an embarrassment who makes the REAL men look so much sexier.

6 If you're homophobic, then you're not a real man. Real men don't care about that at all.....you also might be a bit closeted yourself.

and finally (for now...parts 2-5 coming soon)

7 If you get into an impotent rage over my opinions, then you're not a real man. Real men know that none of these apply to them.

oh. a bonus for you gentle souls:

7.5 If you say your racist and sexist bullshit anonymously, You are not remotely close to being a man and it's obvious why you hate other races of men who are vastly inferior to you!

Have a good night Real men (am not bothering to mock the crybabies' responses...you're not worth my time)

[frankyyyýyyyyy]

Does anyone else reading this also finds this kind of dumb?