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Sneak into this house, paint "I love you (insert name)" on his walls. And leave a trail of entrails leading to the nearest woods, have a net trap ready. Capture him and brandish him by scolding your initials in his skin. You then do the same to your skin. Take a selfie of both your brandishes and post it. Tag him in it, then wait for the "aaawwwwww" comments woth millions of like and followers to come.
World... Ready yourself.