This is insightful thanks
He’s the only male...
Well then it has to be him. I would just tell him you noticed it. Let him know as politely as possible. Just be like hey we don't stand up to pee, so we noticed this is happening, could you please be more careful or at least clean up after. Like I said I've had plenty of roommates that do the same thing as grown men. I don't understand it, but they do it
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Brutal! I love it!
I’m off to google
It's a not safe for work topic. The cure is to enlarge the opening by way of cutting. It's totally a fun process.
I don’t have a job... so I can google unsafe topics anytime:)
Ok well that’s all fine n dandy... but it’s my fucking bathroom 🤷♀️
Not in my house it isn’t. I won’t pee on your seat - or your floor. So don’t bitch about my seat being up in my own home. Kind of thing...
Ok but this dude.. the flatty he’s peeing on my floor/wall/toilet seat
Go to his place and pee everywhere too. It isn’t hard to clean up after ones self I fell, right?
Hmm well he only share toilet with girls so he can be safe in the knowledge that there’s no missing going on. 😊
Tell him to sit his ass down then ^^ in my opinion, standing and insisting on standing is kinda silly.
Nasty excuse of a "man"
@Djdj4885 yup. Idgaf about nasty rude women. Telling men to sit to pee or assuming a grown ass man can't aim is disrespectful and that woman can suck a dick as far as im concerned.
Good for you... but it sucks when a guy pisses all over your bathroom. I’m sure you’d have a problem with it too... unless your an animal. 🦄🐴🐗
Sure. I never did that. It sucks to have a woman leave a nasty ass tampon right out on the top of the trash without wrapping it in toliet paper or something but i dont tell every woman who comes to my house to wrap her period shit up all neat. That would be hella rude dont you think?
Thank you i am glad you notice. My roommate leaves little splashes beside the toilet. I dont clean it when i have to clean the bathroom i let it build up until he sees it when its his turn to clean.
LOL and if you tell him to clean up his piss he will say what piss? Lol
Thats exactly what happened. All the male roommates denied having left pee on the seat when i confronted them at once in a group text. In my head i was like OK so a ghost did it? But i get maybe is embarassing to come forward or he just can't believe it was him? Thankfully we for the most part sorted this mess though. I think i have seen it one time since then and the next day he seemed to have noticed it and cleaned it up. I left it there for him cause thankfully we have two bathrooms.
It’s just one of those things that we try not to do and think we are doing a good job by not peeing on bowl but little do we know we actually are cuz it splashes lol
Good advice I’ve told those who share the bathroom with him to do just that.. but they’re all girls and they’re shy
Being girls it should be subtle and all good as a joke. Tell them to giggle about it. Embarrass him lightly but don't be savage.
Life's a bitch but she's my bitch.
No, very uncommon. Blood doesn’t spray out of you when you pee.
Welp you girls pee out blood we pee out white stuff that makes it difficult to aim with when it's stuck on from drying/hardening.
Fair enough, everyone understands this. But why not clean up after yourself like a normal human?
Well that's just down to laziness I guess missing isn't the guy's fault but not cleaning up is his.
I agree its about cleaning up after yourself. We aren't roommates maids.
Autocorrect... i meant piss poor aim
Thank god someone get's it man periods come unexpectedly.
I know did, its annoying when it all doesn't go in the bowl sometimes
Hmm... maybe this will work for him 😂😂
Yup nagging gets the work done 😂👍
Saw a sign in a public bathroom today that whilst not relevant to original question is relevant to this comment; "Don't be afraid to fart whilst you urinate." Aterall, there's never lightning without thunder."