Is it kinda common for dudes to have trouble peeing in the bowl?

- It can be a problem. You have to aim carefully. The thing is, the arc of the stream changes. At first it is powerful and straight. It you're not careful it can hit the back of the bowl. Then it tapers off. And at the end, when you're down to dribbles, the urine rums out and rolls backward along the tip before dripping off. At that point, the arc is backward. That's why piss can wind up on the floor in front of the bowl. It's why there is always so much piss in front of public urinals.Is this still revelant?
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- It's not common for adults, unless extremely intoxicated. If you have other male flatties, as you say, I would have one of them bring it up to him. Only if you know for sure that it's him. I'm an adult male and I do not having trouble peeing into the toilet. Some guys just don't get it, I never understand it either.Is this still revelant?
Well then it has to be him. I would just tell him you noticed it. Let him know as politely as possible. Just be like hey we don't stand up to pee, so we noticed this is happening, could you please be more careful or at least clean up after. Like I said I've had plenty of roommates that do the same thing as grown men. I don't understand it, but they do it
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- They pee on the wall, the shower curtains, on the floor, and the toilet seat lol. Do they know how to pee in the toilet? Seriously, It's hard to aim. I went to the bathroom with my friend and he let me hold it while he peed. It went everywhere. I did worst than he did.Is this still revelant?
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580- Due to pure laziness. I had a roommate at one point who was a hefty, and rather tall dude. He always had on basketball shorts. At some point I noticed the imprint of what seemed to be a sawed off knub for a penis. He pissed in the floor so often, even after multiple reminders in the most polite manner I could've approached the situation. That I had to
call him out in front of a few girls we had over. Seemed to me his shortcomings must've caused him to urinate on top of his testicles so I requested he sit down to pee if that were the case. He did better after that lolReactLike
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- Anonymous1 yOk I'll be honest, its possible to miss the bowl by mistake.. but..
1: if I missed the bowl it would be once in a blue moon
2: I'd realise I missed, stop immediately, correct my aim, and then when I'm done, I would make sure to completely clean up after myself.
On the above basis I think your flat is just an uncaring sod. So you maybe should bring it up.
I once somehow got my facial hair shaved off my face into my housemates toothbrush, she told me I did so and I made sure to get rid of her toothbrush away from the sink before shaving the next time. I appreciated her telling me off, but that's just my pov, I'm usually a nice clean guy!ReactLike
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- I had a roommate with an issue like that, and he eventually sat down to urinate, as he grew tired of cleaning the bathroom several times a day.
I had a problem with aim as a child and teen, which turned out to be meatal stenosis, a common side effect of infant circ. That is usually a huge cause of aiming issues in my country.ReactLike
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It's a not safe for work topic. The cure is to enlarge the opening by way of cutting. It's totally a fun process.
- @Liliam was right on. The stream is momentarily almost nothing at the beginning, then speeds up, then slowly dwindles. If the guy is coming off an erection, his penis may have a “twist” in a direction. If he can’t hit the water in the bowl, he needs to either sit down, or clean up after every piss. Post a sign - - - “We aim to please, you aim too, please.”React
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- I find it easier to pee on the seat so when they sit on a wet seat they cease complaining when I leave the seat up. In fact, they thank me. After all, when they leave it down I would have to lift it AND then lower it after. Where if I leave it up they just have to put it down and never bother to lift it back up. So, my reciprocity was to pee on the seat... the bitching ceased. After all, it is my damn bathroom...React
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Not in my house it isn’t. I won’t pee on your seat - or your floor. So don’t bitch about my seat being up in my own home. Kind of thing...
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Go to his place and pee everywhere too. It isn’t hard to clean up after ones self I fell, right?
- My stream likes to split, but I know that and almost always sit to pee to avoid making messes. I'll only stand at urinals or if a public toilet is already too disgusting to sit on. I've also used urethral sounds to stretch the urethral opening which has helped quite a bit.React
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- Sometimes yes (TMI time) sometimes our urine forks out and one of the streams end up hitting the toilet bowl it’s doesn’t always come out as a straight stream unfortunately it’s not like we aim for the side of the bowl we aim for the middle but forking urine doesn’t helpReact
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- I can always make it to the bowl while peeing and I raise the toilet seat and I put the toilet seat down after peeing and if by chance I miss the toilet bowl I get some toilet tissue and clean it up I even use toilet tissue to wipe my penis after peeing.React
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- Not really... I used to splash a little on the seat when I was a child. I have this health thing where my pee doesn't come out straight. Like this is a legit, doctor diagnosed thing that medical professionals have told me about. For whatever reason, my pee comes out at an angle? Anyhow, most guys learn to either wipe the seat off, put the seat up, or pee sitting downReact
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- Yeah, it can be a struggle, but if I do stand up while peeing, I'll make sure to clean the seat if miss.
I prefer sitting, so I'll only stand if I'm concerned that other people are also standing and missing, lol.ReactLike
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Tell him to sit his ass down then ^^ in my opinion, standing and insisting on standing is kinda silly.
- It’s common , I am laughing at the guys saying they don’t piss all over the place but little do they know they are cuz little splashes come flying out the bowl without them really noticing it , even if they are aiming perfect it doesn’t matter it splashes out of the bowl they just aren’t the ones cleaning it up lol why it’s best to piss outside lolReact
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Thank you i am glad you notice. My roommate leaves little splashes beside the toilet. I dont clean it when i have to clean the bathroom i let it build up until he sees it when its his turn to clean.
Thats exactly what happened. All the male roommates denied having left pee on the seat when i confronted them at once in a group text. In my head i was like OK so a ghost did it? But i get maybe is embarassing to come forward or he just can't believe it was him? Thankfully we for the most part sorted this mess though. I think i have seen it one time since then and the next day he seemed to have noticed it and cleaned it up. I left it there for him cause thankfully we have two bathrooms.
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It’s just one of those things that we try not to do and think we are doing a good job by not peeing on bowl but little do we know we actually are cuz it splashes lol
- It's not always a matter of aim, but of after drip. And after drip always gets harder to control with age. I always keep toilet paper handy, because no matter your good intentions , drip happens.React
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- I lift the seat when I pee but if I do pee on the seat or rim I wipe it up. If I need a dump and there is pee over the seat I will tell the guy to wipe up after him self. If he don't listen do something similar to him. Like leave your used female products in a place he won't like. Then again some people don't care and won't change. I've lived with many people like this you just got to deal with it.React
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- I don't usually have issues. But if a woman nags me to put the seat down, assumes ill pee everywhere, hints men should sit to pee... anything like this, then i purposely pee on the toilet and leave it for her.React
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@Djdj4885 yup. Idgaf about nasty rude women. Telling men to sit to pee or assuming a grown ass man can't aim is disrespectful and that woman can suck a dick as far as im concerned.
Good for you... but it sucks when a guy pisses all over your bathroom. I’m sure you’d have a problem with it too... unless your an animal. 🦄🐴🐗
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Sure. I never did that. It sucks to have a woman leave a nasty ass tampon right out on the top of the trash without wrapping it in toliet paper or something but i dont tell every woman who comes to my house to wrap her period shit up all neat. That would be hella rude dont you think?
- Make a joke of it and explain to him if he can't aim he has to clean it up.React
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Good advice I’ve told those who share the bathroom with him to do just that.. but they’re all girls and they’re shy
Being girls it should be subtle and all good as a joke. Tell them to giggle about it. Embarrass him lightly but don't be savage.
- Pour some cheerios in the toilet and tell him that he will get a prize for every one that he sinks with his water cannon!React
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- My dick slit is bigger and it causes me to piss differently.
Sometimes it comes out like a hose nozzle on jet mode. Other times it goes sideways or split down the middle. It's easier to just show you.ReactLike
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- fuck tact. be blunt about that shit. have a nephew who used to be like that. its not a normal guy behaviour to not aim, though it is common enough too. everyone in my family will bluntly ride your ass if you do that shit though, yes male and female.React
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- You just have a group meeting where it’s pointed out that someone keeps urinating all over in the bathroom. Don’t name names.
See if that helps.ReactLike
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- I'm sure he would accept what you may try is to suggest he might be better off sitting incase he slipsReact
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