Is it kinda common for dudes to have trouble peeing in the bowl?

[Lliam]

It can be a problem. You have to aim carefully. The thing is, the arc of the stream changes. At first it is powerful and straight. It you're not careful it can hit the back of the bowl. Then it tapers off. And at the end, when you're down to dribbles, the urine rums out and rolls backward along the tip before dripping off. At that point, the arc is backward. That's why piss can wind up on the floor in front of the bowl. It's why there is always so much piss in front of public urinals.

[BarryMcKohkner]

It's not common for adults, unless extremely intoxicated. If you have other male flatties, as you say, I would have one of them bring it up to him. Only if you know for sure that it's him. I'm an adult male and I do not having trouble peeing into the toilet. Some guys just don't get it, I never understand it either.

[ThongQueenFlirt]

They pee on the wall, the shower curtains, on the floor, and the toilet seat lol. Do they know how to pee in the toilet? Seriously, It's hard to aim. I went to the bathroom with my friend and he let me hold it while he peed. It went everywhere. I did worst than he did.

[cjgsu]

Yes. I don't understand how itz so hard to control it.
They act like itz a firehose or something.
And if ya can't control it sit ur proud ass down😂

[scotty4126]

Due to pure laziness. I had a roommate at one point who was a hefty, and rather tall dude. He always had on basketball shorts. At some point I noticed the imprint of what seemed to be a sawed off knub for a penis. He pissed in the floor so often, even after multiple reminders in the most polite manner I could've approached the situation. That I had to
call him out in front of a few girls we had over. Seemed to me his shortcomings must've caused him to urinate on top of his testicles so I requested he sit down to pee if that were the case. He did better after that lol

[Anonymous]

Ok I'll be honest, its possible to miss the bowl by mistake.. but..

1: if I missed the bowl it would be once in a blue moon

2: I'd realise I missed, stop immediately, correct my aim, and then when I'm done, I would make sure to completely clean up after myself.


On the above basis I think your flat is just an uncaring sod. So you maybe should bring it up.

I once somehow got my facial hair shaved off my face into my housemates toothbrush, she told me I did so and I made sure to get rid of her toothbrush away from the sink before shaving the next time. I appreciated her telling me off, but that's just my pov, I'm usually a nice clean guy!

[RickPen]

I had a roommate with an issue like that, and he eventually sat down to urinate, as he grew tired of cleaning the bathroom several times a day.

I had a problem with aim as a child and teen, which turned out to be meatal stenosis, a common side effect of infant circ. That is usually a huge cause of aiming issues in my country.

[Red_Arrow]

@Liliam was right on. The stream is momentarily almost nothing at the beginning, then speeds up, then slowly dwindles. If the guy is coming off an erection, his penis may have a “twist” in a direction. If he can’t hit the water in the bowl, he needs to either sit down, or clean up after every piss. Post a sign - - - “We aim to please, you aim too, please.”

[MannMitAntworten]

I find it easier to pee on the seat so when they sit on a wet seat they cease complaining when I leave the seat up. In fact, they thank me. After all, when they leave it down I would have to lift it AND then lower it after. Where if I leave it up they just have to put it down and never bother to lift it back up. So, my reciprocity was to pee on the seat... the bitching ceased. After all, it is my damn bathroom...

[matchrestore]

My stream likes to split, but I know that and almost always sit to pee to avoid making messes. I'll only stand at urinals or if a public toilet is already too disgusting to sit on. I've also used urethral sounds to stretch the urethral opening which has helped quite a bit.

[Stoner710]

Sometimes yes (TMI time) sometimes our urine forks out and one of the streams end up hitting the toilet bowl it’s doesn’t always come out as a straight stream unfortunately it’s not like we aim for the side of the bowl we aim for the middle but forking urine doesn’t help

[BobbyC65]

I can always make it to the bowl while peeing and I raise the toilet seat and I put the toilet seat down after peeing and if by chance I miss the toilet bowl I get some toilet tissue and clean it up I even use toilet tissue to wipe my penis after peeing.

[winterfox10]

Not really... I used to splash a little on the seat when I was a child. I have this health thing where my pee doesn't come out straight. Like this is a legit, doctor diagnosed thing that medical professionals have told me about. For whatever reason, my pee comes out at an angle? Anyhow, most guys learn to either wipe the seat off, put the seat up, or pee sitting down

[ColHathi]

Yeah, it can be a struggle, but if I do stand up while peeing, I'll make sure to clean the seat if miss.
I prefer sitting, so I'll only stand if I'm concerned that other people are also standing and missing, lol.

[ObscuredBeyond]

It's not always a matter of aim, but of after drip. And after drip always gets harder to control with age. I always keep toilet paper handy, because no matter your good intentions , drip happens.

[Dazzler1983]

I lift the seat when I pee but if I do pee on the seat or rim I wipe it up. If I need a dump and there is pee over the seat I will tell the guy to wipe up after him self. If he don't listen do something similar to him. Like leave your used female products in a place he won't like. Then again some people don't care and won't change. I've lived with many people like this you just got to deal with it.

[bamesjond0069]

I don't usually have issues. But if a woman nags me to put the seat down, assumes ill pee everywhere, hints men should sit to pee... anything like this, then i purposely pee on the toilet and leave it for her.

[Finchie40]

It’s common , I am laughing at the guys saying they don’t piss all over the place but little do they know they are cuz little splashes come flying out the bowl without them really noticing it , even if they are aiming perfect it doesn’t matter it splashes out of the bowl they just aren’t the ones cleaning it up lol why it’s best to piss outside lol

[Jenom]

Make a joke of it and explain to him if he can't aim he has to clean it up.

[OlderAndWiser]

Pour some cheerios in the toilet and tell him that he will get a prize for every one that he sinks with his water cannon!

[Fukaroo]

My dick slit is bigger and it causes me to piss differently.
Sometimes it comes out like a hose nozzle on jet mode. Other times it goes sideways or split down the middle. It's easier to just show you.

[magiusX26]

fuck tact. be blunt about that shit. have a nephew who used to be like that. its not a normal guy behaviour to not aim, though it is common enough too. everyone in my family will bluntly ride your ass if you do that shit though, yes male and female.

[hahahmm]

You just have a group meeting where it’s pointed out that someone keeps urinating all over in the bathroom. Don’t name names.


See if that helps.

[triff]

I'm sure he would accept what you may try is to suggest he might be better off sitting incase he slips

[shaunp801]

Tell that MFr to pee in the toilet, he is a grown ass man. I don't care if he just got done with a 4 hour romp and that thing is looking to go for answers, he can sit or clean it up. Don't be a lazy human.

[I-C3_ME]

Depends, i think most guys can aim pretty good but sometimes are... gun is abit difficult, this can lead to a split stream and its really hard to aim while you peeing in 2 different directions

[MrMilti]

I never understood this, when it is way more comfy to sit down, relax, scroll through your phone and just let things flow... why would anyone want to piss while standing?

[MrNameless]

It is to get it perfectly without any splatter, especially at the end. Best way to avoid this is just sit down

[OwenJohnston]

it is common, yes. i used to pee all over the place before my mother taught me to just pee sitting down all the time. so mess that way, and it's more relaxing too. maybe he should just sit down when he pees if he can't aim or clean up after himself

[loveslongnails]

Tell him to be more "specific" when he uses the bathroom.

[Little_Bumblebee]

Put a small sticker, maybe a bulls eye or something else, near the bottom. Unconsciously he will want to hit the spot

[slatyb]

Yes but it’s just laziness. He’s peeing like a six-year-old. He should stand over the bowl and pee straight down into it. Meanwhile tell him to wipe up after himself. There’s no excuse for pee anywhere outside the bowl.

[Daniel3035]

Is it common for girls to get blood on the toilet and toilet seat when on their period?

[Wise4myage]

It only happens to me in the middle of the night when I am half asleep, but nobody else uses my bathroom.

[KyleAbe]

i think you should just tell him point blank. please clean up after your self at least. if he has a fit, thats when i would say if you want to pee like a toddler, then sit like a toddler.

[NightOwl8801]

Unless you are a kid , have a small one or are very drunk you have zero excuses for the literal pass poor aim...
Stand closer to the toilet and point downward, how hard is that

[Jack9949]

When they miss its because they dont care. My mom had me wipe my piss off the floor when I was little. I learned real quick after that. Sides if you just stand still its possible to piss without holding it. 😂

[Dougzy]

I learnt to hit the bowl sub 8 years of age I know fellas can be slow, wow really didn`t know that slow to learn

[Gedaria]

I know what you mean.
Going into the toilet cubicle, guy not lift the kid and urinated everywhere. More on the lid and floor than went inside it.

[DexWest]

I can only speak for me, but right when I start, there’s no telling which way the stream is going to go. Just ask him to clean up after himself

[ValleyofDrakes]

We have no problem peeing in the bowl. Water splashes. It gets on the floor.

[MountAverage]

Simple - don't do it tactfully, do it straight forward. Tell him the rule of the house is to sit down peeing. And either way, tell him to clean his own mess up when he makes one. Or is he a little kid?

[Wewladdy]

If he has a tiny schlong I can see it being an issue. Otherwise, I think it's common to have an issue with aiming if you have urethral and maybe even prostate issues.

[BensGlory]

Guys can aim, its just some parts of the entry points of the penis has a tendency to go off course like when you cover part of the tap while its on or hole and it spurts a bit in another direction

[FriendlyEnigma]

Honestly yeah, i really aim straight and the stream goes.. wherever it wants! IT POINTED AT MY LEG ONCE AND I WAS PISSED. No matter how hard ya try it just happens man

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I always make sure to aim for the toilet inside

[Anonymous]

When we are young. My parents put a bullseye sticker in the bottom of the bowl to improve my brother and my aim.

[I-have-a-biscuit]

RIP (rest in piss)

You should tell him to clean after himself

[allenwants2]

Some one needs to say to him hey wtf if you miss the target clean it up then. I'm not ur mom bud get it if not gtfo now

[LEADFOOTboi]

it shoudn't be too hard...
i'd have no idea how to have such a conversation either...
maybe next time you see him, call him SHARPSHOOTER

[Anonymous]

Maybe if they are five. You should ridicule him until he stops peeing on the seat.

[es20490446e]

Yes, even when you are careful it's somehow hard to control.

So I pee sat down.

[Browneye57]

'Flatty'? His dick is flat? LOL

Tell him to aim better, or clean it up. You're tired of cleaning up after him. Some guys don't care, make a huge mess. Especially after a few beers.

[9Livezzz]

We are pretty accurate for the most part but there are times when we start to pee it'll take off heading a totally different direction 🤣🤣

[Tstrbrainer]

Yeah, sometimes it's difficult to control and makes a big mess

[Anonymous]

My old work had a sign in the bathroom that said, "If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie." 🤣 I always thought it was corny, but it does get the point across lol

[Valnac]

I’ve seen targets you can place in the bowl for precise aiming.

[Massageman]

I don't have a problem. 99.9% of the time I will sit and rest.

[mrgspoter]

Well yes sometimes mostly night it don't piss straight, but I clean up. he don't clean it?

[lsjr16]

It depends. Like if if your drunk or not drinking enough water yea

[Iron_Man]

All guys do that sometimes their pee is weak it’s quarts around different places sometimes their pee is powerful and can overshoot the toilet quickly

[grega239]

It's not our fault that the stream comes out sideways.

[Jerre]

I always pee in the bowl. I would be tactfull, just tell him to be more careful when peeing.

[CuriousMufuxka]

I can hit the mark even in the dark. Oh yeah, toilet bowls too!