He invited me in for coffee and he gave me a cup. Why did he do that?

[invalid1]

after doing great math , and invoking the general theory of relativity. and after tireless research and reading in the constitution, amendment 32, bill4, article 15 XB L.

I come to the answer that is...


because he wanted you to drink coffee

[Anonymous]

He was giving you signals—that:

• He likes “a cups”
• He likes his “oral” hot & wet
• He likes women that like “come”

He is confused why you didn’t get his clear signals to show him your tits, and blow him & swallow his cum... and now he thinks you might be gay or don’t find him attractive.

[Snowman666]

The nerve of him. Probably was going to havest your orgins but his man bun kept him from being able too. Due to the side effect of being pussy. Did you spit in his face? Best way to handel any starbucks encounter.

[MrCommodore]

Oh oh, sounds more like he really likes you, maybe a crush.

[MrOracle]

He clearly wasn't able to grasp what you actually needed...

[0112358]

Many people find coffee helps them have a bowel movement. I’m sure he was just slowly preparing to sodomize you.

[ohshee]

If you come to America please let me know I would love to give you some coffee

[bastiónpassion]

Coffee is symbolic for cock in some cultures. The politically correct response would have been to stir your cup of joe with his erect penis whilst begging for extra cream.

[Angelo75]

I guess he just wants to start slowly and build a relationship with you.
The steady way.

[SomeGuyCalledTom]

Maybe he got the wrong end of the stick when you said "give me a creamy shot!!"

[adamKing]

He could have gotten scared, last minute intimacy fear it happens , did you kiss before he invited you? Like if you didn't could be he didn't know what you were expecting

[Nigjt]

WOW y'all ask some crazy ass questions for teal on here.
I mean where the fuck is ur head at? Please

[CreamySeed]

Yea he is obviously gay AF, normal guys would of had you bent over as soon as you took your shoes off at the door

[Lliam]

Trying to be polite and not too pushy. But if you were already undressed when he handed you the cup, he's definitely gay.

[flashgrandad]

Perhaps he genuinely wants to get to know you and not just get into your knickers.
Did you talk over your coffee?

[Guthm]

you get used to get fucked every time someone ask you to come to his house 😂

[integrale77]

Some time coffee is just coffee

[Inexpensivefurniture]

I can't tell if this is a serious question or not

[Anonymous]

would you rather drink the coffee out of your hands or a paper plate or a sippy cup with a flexible straw?

[Anonymous]

What a fucking beta male. I hope he kills himself soon.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Yes, It means that you are gay

[havingfun101]

When your IQ is room tempature.

[gandolph3]

I am certainly confused, i would have offered tea

[Nice222]

Sometimes Coffee is all you need.

[TremorJay]

I love it 🤣

[Tiffanyloves2swallow]

coffee? hmmmm