Guys, Guys let's see who could come up with the best pick up line?

[Kiss_Me]

Best? Hmmmm... here are a few I have used in the past.

"I need a women's opinion. Do these pants make my ass look fat?" She laughs and conversation continues.
"Oh, I'm afraid to talk to you. You know what they say about women that wear ______." >insert something she is wearing>
- "OMG! Not you? I hear you beat people up and steal their lunch money. If your safe, I GUESS I can talk to you."

[chriscdi]

roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so i can text you

i just made that up

or just ask her to borrow her phone to call someone and then call myself 🤷🏽‍♂️

[abc3643]

What's you favorite day of the week because that's going to become my new sabbath for worshipping the goddess that you are?

[Barbaric]

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

And landed on your face?

[Anonymous]

Hey do you have some time to fill up a quick survey?
If she says yes
Me sends a screenshot New contact info.

[Iron_Man]

Hey’ hey” good lookin what you got Cookin how about cookin somethin up with me”

[bigchanges]

ur mom

[tristonbored]

Hey, how are you?

[Anonymous]

Hi, I'm Rich