If the fabric in the ass area of pants could speak what do you think it would say?

[Applefan1]

What do you think it would say with all the farting it has to put up with. The person that comes up with the funniest answer will get MHA. Please take this how it IS intended as just a bit of FUN. :)

[Emptymatrioska]

"Go about your business
Act as if you’re free
No one could have witnessed
What you did to me"

[Applefan1]

Well it must be a more dirty part of the pants with the farting going on LOL sorry.

[Emptymatrioska]

What does the fabric in the ass area says to a fart? "DID I DISTURB YOU?"

[Applefan1]

Hahahaha

[Sex_Panther]

Considering I sit on it all day it would have suffocated and died. :/

[Applefan1]

This may sound weird but did you know the dirtiest farts come out women's asses?

[Sex_Panther]

Wow, why?

[Applefan1]

A study showed that a girls and women's digestive system actually produces three times more gas than a man's, meaning she has to fart three times more often than us men. The study also showed that girls and women's farts contain much higher levels of sulphur gases than us men so their farts reek way worse than us men. Assuming the study is right but I am starting to believe it because I have heard of so many girls and women that let out massive, long, loud farts that reek so bad they smell like a sewer out their asses.

[Sex_Panther]

Well then! Oh my!

[Applefan1]

I don't mean to be gross but it actually seems like that when girls and women poop to, in my opinion they do way nastier poops to, wow do many of them destroy the toilet bowl and the air.

[Sex_Panther]

I can't say I've stuck around to personally investigate...

[Applefan1]

Haha can't say I haver personally inspected LOL but I get that feeling and the smell from some of them o my gosh. Like at this work place I use to work at this really pretty girl worked there, we had one building for the toilets one stall mens the other women's, I walked in to go to the mens and it reeked of poo in there this pretty girl at my work walks out and she know I know she did the real stinker. haha

[Applefan1]

and I have seen so many people post questions about it being really really reeking when their girls farts or poops.

[Sex_Panther]

o_o Learn something awkward daily.

[Applefan1]

Sorry did not mean to make you feel awkward

[Sex_Panther]

It's fine. It's good for me.

[Applefan1]

Yeah you would not think that when you look at most girls and women and you when you see a beautiful women with a great ass you would not think their is a high chance her waste that comes out of it is really nasty.

[Sex_Panther]

You are correct; that is the furthest thought from my mind.

[Applefan1]

Yeah so watch out when most girls and women go to fart or take themselves to go for a poo. Lol

[Sex_Panther]

... Thank you for the tip. XD

[Applefan1]

Yeah well that is what I am starting to experience. It does not worry me in the slighest if a girl or women lets out waste that nasty around me, she still has to push everthing she gets out her ass.

[Sex_Panther]

That's true! I am so happy you're so courageous!

[Applefan1]

In fact I am the type of guy that would encourage girls and women to realx and fart or poop when they have to because I would not want a girl or women holding it in around me and getting all sick, bloated and uncomfortable I would want her to just let it all come out their ass the instant they get it and relive themselves.

[Sex_Panther]

Your advocation for comfort is likely the future of equality!

[Applefan1]

Yeah and I would not care about how bad smelling it was or how much she needed to do it. As far as I am concerned girls and women can fart and poop as much as they need to. Even if a girl was siting on my knee and she got gas I would not make her move I would say its ok just go ahead and fart and relife yourself.

[Sex_Panther]

I hope protocology is in your future.

[Applefan1]

Haha sorry what is protocology, I have never heard of that word before.

[Sex_Panther]

A doctor of the butt! :D Well, that area, and some digestion.

[Applefan1]

Oh ok! Well even tho women's asses have just dirty stuff come out of them a lot they are still so so sexy haha

[Sex_Panther]

@_@ I am doing my best to keep that sexy image. You are making it harder to do.

[Applefan1]

Sorry did not mean to. :)

[Applefan1]

Yeah when girls and women wear tight jeans or those shiny, tight black pants (leggings are they). O my gosh their legs and asses so sexy most of the time.

[Sex_Panther]

o_o You like legs a lot huh?

[Applefan1]

Yeah girls legs and a girls ass LOL

[Sex_Panther]

So you like taller women?

[Applefan1]

Yes I find a rage of women hot but quite tall ones are very hot yes.

[Sex_Panther]

Do you like... women with British accents?

[Applefan1]

Yes, women with Brittish accents can sound good.

[Sex_Panther]

Do you like... shorter women... ? middle-eastern women?

[LadiesAskGentlemen]

"Shit, why is it always me that has to put up with this asshole."

[Applefan1]

Bahahhaha I like this one!!!

[LadiesAskGentlemen]

You're welcome! :)

[Applefan1]

Yeah it sounds very appropriate, it is were the shit come comes from and it is the asshole LOL

[Blueeyes81]

Someday I'll escape this loud, smelly place. Yes someday I'll reach my dream. Someday I'll be a jacket for a man with a mullet!

[Applefan1]

Haha I read a study saying that girls and women fart three times more often than us men because their digestive systems product three times more gas. The same study also said girls and women's farts also reek way worse than a man's because of higher levels of sulphur gases in a women's fart. Assuming the study is right. But I believe it from what I have experienced because that would explain the massive, long loud farts that reek that many girls and women seem to do a lot.

[TheCUTEowl]

"Stop looking at me!!"

[Applefan1]

Makes you wonder if that is dirtier place in a pair of pants with all the gas going through them. haha sorry.

[chocolateismylover]

" I like the way you bounce "

[Metal189]

put a little ass on it

[GrandiA]

Probably it would say "Will you shut up?"

[ZyzzWhyYouNoHorny]

"PUT A RING ON IT ALREADY"

[llorando]

Help, someone hurry, call 911, I can't breath.

[abundantlyrich]

Not this ass again.

[Applefan1]

Hahaha it is probably the dirtiest place in the pants with all the gas passing through a haha

[RPGamer]

"Oh god why me?"

[Indigo_Moon]

"Oh sodo me a" XD

[Anonymous]

Best ass over here

[HJlevin16]

"You stink"