What is your best "outrageously drunk" story?

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Waking up to my dad saying, "what in the hell?" and then realizing I was peeing in the hallway outside of my parents' bedroom. Then as I left to go to work a little while later, him saying from his seat on the couch in the other room, "You had better clean that **** up before you leave..."
What is your best "outrageously drunk" story?
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