Why do they call wisdom teeth so, when they usually come in retarded?

CreamySeed
I have one coming in completely sideways towards my cheek like if a tooth was a retarded asshole person that’s exactly what they would do. We should call them retard teeth. They are absolutely not wise at all, in fact they are supposedly vestigial, hangers-on from our ancestors who apparently ate grass but who knows either way they are not compatible with a lot of us modern humans. I had full faith in my DNA until these toofs started coming in 🙃 i wonder how many more fuck ups my DNA has tucked away...🧬 to rear up in the future. I can barely eat because when I chew the sharp edges of my tooth scrape my cheek, what the hell would I do if modern dentistry did not exist? Did my ancient ancestors bash their heads against a rock or just starve to death? Dumbass toof decides to pop out amidst a deadly pandemic can't wait to relieve my dental pain only to suffocate on my own lung juice.
Why do they call wisdom teeth so, when they usually come in retarded?
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