Is this really a substitute of something?

Is this really a substitute of something?
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  • Well anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
    I wouldn't suggest putting food items like bananas, cucumber or carrots into a vagina or using them to pleasure yourself. while it's true that it is shaped similarly to a human penis and a dildo, it is not only wasteful as you should dispose of it after penetration (and not use it multiple times or consume it after) but also because it is not made for self-pleasure.
    some fruits and foods release certain saps that may cause irritation and pain, especially when you're inserting it inside your own body.
    I have heard stories of girls using them as pleasure tools but if you're looking to get something as a substitute for sex, I would suggest looking into dildos and vibrators that are actually made and designed for female pleasure. well, while cucumbers have the length and girth that girls love and adore, and bananas have the curve that may hit the just the right spot, it may be a suitable replacement if done with safety precautions like washing beforehand and putting a condom over it. though it would never compare to the real thing nor a toy that's designed for female pleasure, if you're desperate or not old enough to buy a sex toy, then why not! we just gotta do what we gotta do.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Fresh, cheap, and such a variety of shapes and sizes.
    My wife has a collection of toys but on occasion I'll still buy some cucumbers or zucchini or a smaller eggplant and hide them under the pillow and when she jumps on my face for some dedicated oral I'll eat her pussy to orgasm and while she's recovering from her first big orgasm of the session and I'm still licking and sucking on her clit and she's feeling the next one build... BAM! Zucchini goes deep in her sloppy pussy, she grunts like a beast in heat and then I fuck and suck her until sh and explodes on my face and rips the skin off my legs with her nails because her orgasm is so intense.

    Wash them thoroughly before use and sometimes cucumbers have little tiny sharp bumps on them so be sure to get them off.

    Have fun.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • It sure is, but it also probably would ruin the taste unless... lol

  • After you are done with it, many men would love to eat the cucumber. :-)

  • I kind of wish you would have put my picture up there LOL

  • Well the tool within a male come for free. But in lack of the tool. Depends on how desperate the girl wants the substitute

  • It's certainly not a substitute for anything green.

  • i think sex is great but leave the fresh produce alone. just don't eat the whip cream or peanut butter at anyone's house.

    • yeah, its rape to have sex with something that can't give consent

  • I don't think it is a substitute for an erect penis. Cold, too hard, maybe to thick, too long for a representative sample of penises.

  • Well, if it's fresh and cheap you want, hi! How are you?

  • Until it breaks inside

    • Ohhh lol

  • You stuff them in your vajayjay?

  • Yeah just like Mango substitute of something. Lol

    • Hahaha 🤣

  • Yes it’s perfect for your vagina

  • Should you not be a better person to answer

  • Hmmmm maybe you should take one or two jic 😇

  • Thats what she told me 😏

  • Anyone knows why i can't see pictures on this app?

  • Damn, really?

  • One way to find out

  • I think it is :)

  • isliye toh tu lene gayi thi
    magar daalte hue b photo bhejo

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