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Should Santa's elves rise up and declare the north pole a communist state?

purplepoppy
Santa is an evil capitalist pig. He forces his elves to work in temperatures well below zero for no pay. There is no 'elf and safety and they only have flimsy green costumes to protect them in Santa's sweatshop. This place is in darkness 6 months of the year and Santa won't even by one light bulb.
Santa doesn't make all those toys out of the goodness of his heart. He's paid billions out of your taxes to bribe children into being good. Why do you think kids don't rob banks or kill people? Without the santa bribe there'd be chaos. Yet not one penny trickles down to the elves. Trickle down economies don't work, there's always a dam to stop the trickle.
The elves aren't asking for much, just decent working conditions and a fair wage so they don't have to prostitute themselves to walruses to buy food.
With all it's faults I believe communism is the only way to give the elves a better life.
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Remember children if you believe in capitalism then you believe that you should grovel to your superiors, kiss ass and do as your told like obedient little workers. Santa will drag you off and turn you into elfs.
Should Santa's elves rise up and declare the north pole a communist state?
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