What's up with those ugly girls approaching me? Like, are you blind? Look at yourself and then at me. I am hot, and you are ugly. I am way out of your league! It's such an insult to get approached by fat, ugly girls when I am such a handsome, manly, athletic and great guy. I am beautiful both outside and inside and I know it. I would never even consider dating a girl who is bad-looking!
To those of you who think I am a troll — get lost! I am so tired of stupid and ugly people who surround me, I hope there are some good-looking, nice and smart people here like myself.
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1. I am not narcissistic. I used to be self-conscious but the Internet taught me that I am beautiful and special. I am a really good guy, you just have to talk to me and my soul will shine.