Just roast me, go as hard as you can, I want to see what people can come up with
Roast me, go as hard as you can?
What Girls Said 11
Here it goes...
You look like the discarded first trial of the KEN doll, that didn't make the cut.
Good luck finding your barbie.
look man, it's okay. I know you may get bullied and all but it's not your fault your pubic hair misjudged your face for your down below...
hang in there. bullies are meanies who are bored with their own lives ^_'2
This is you : thinking of a master plan, nah I'm lying, school shooting on my mind.1
I'm too nice of a person, I can't think of anything remotely mean.0
Aww nooo, I couldn't, you're actually very cute haha0
Your eyes are too far apart and you should shave that peach fuzz till you can grow a beard like a real man4
your shirt looks weird.
okay, i tried, i failed.
pls just roast yourself by walking into bonfire.3
What Guys Said 20
Oh heavenly blessed beauty who's inner beauty is divine and everlasting,
You illuminate the sky at night
and you make the sun light the day
you make the birds sing
you make the breeze whisper like an angel
but most of all, you make me smile
i know i know. the age difference seems like it's too much. people wouldn't understand our love though. it's beyond them. i think it's up to us to show them how strong our pure love unleashed can really be. i can see us, miles from here, holding hands... most definitely. So what say you heavenly blessed beauty whose feet are deliciously tasty and aesthetic?2
Why you got little ears? tse2.mm.bing.net/th1
You look like you just realized that you said nohomo only after going down on your homie so it didn't quite count5
You look like Andrew from buzzfeed except without everything that makes home remotely good looking #shavethestache0
You know who else goes on websites to ask to get roasted?
Shut up with this shit, you'll never be the man your mother is cause you're just a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2
Did you just discover a tick burrowing into the back of your neck?1
Prepubescent pew die pie lookin ass3
That nose is a bit strange!1
Your Mother is... older than you.
Sry, best I got.0
You look like a stupid-ass, jackass, two-plus-two-not-knowing-what-the-fuck, Justin Bieber wannabe, that has gone to a fuckin' private school, and is fishing for complements from girls.
(Lmao, I was just going easy on your ass, have a nice day).0
Go shave and quit begging for attention1
Your chin. No more said0
Murderer ish face. Not candid at all.0
My grandmas Dick is bigger then yours.1