Roast me, go as hard as you can?

Just roast me, go as hard as you can, I want to see what people can come up with Roast me, go as hard as you can.?


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  • *cooks U and then eats u* lol literal roast

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What Girls Said 11

  • Here it goes...

    You look like the discarded first trial of the KEN doll, that didn't make the cut.
    Good luck finding your barbie.

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  • look man, it's okay. I know you may get bullied and all but it's not your fault your pubic hair misjudged your face for your down below...
    hang in there. bullies are meanies who are bored with their own lives ^_'

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  • I don't know what to say... but i find u ugly. so...

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  • You look like a gay wannabe jock.

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  • This is you : thinking of a master plan, nah I'm lying, school shooting on my mind.

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  • I'm too nice of a person, I can't think of anything remotely mean.

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  • Nothing to roast 😌💎

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  • Aww nooo, I couldn't, you're actually very cute haha

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  • Your eyes are too far apart and you should shave that peach fuzz till you can grow a beard like a real man

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  • You smell
    And when are your shooting up your next school which your psychotic killer eyes

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  • your shirt looks weird.
    okay, i tried, i failed.

    pls just roast yourself by walking into bonfire.

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What Guys Said 19

  • Oh heavenly blessed beauty who's inner beauty is divine and everlasting,
    You illuminate the sky at night
    and you make the sun light the day
    you make the birds sing
    you make the breeze whisper like an angel
    but most of all, you make me smile

    i know i know. the age difference seems like it's too much. people wouldn't understand our love though. it's beyond them. i think it's up to us to show them how strong our pure love unleashed can really be. i can see us, miles from here, holding hands... most definitely. So what say you heavenly blessed beauty whose feet are deliciously tasty and aesthetic?

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    • lmao that's the funniest thing i've read all day xD

  • You look like you just fucked your little sister and now you realize what you did and how you should Clean up all the Blood or if you should just run away

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  • Shut up with this shit, you'll never be the man your mother is cause you're just a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

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  • Why you got little ears? tse2.mm.bing.net/th

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  • You look like Andrew from buzzfeed except without everything that makes home remotely good looking #shavethestache

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  • You look like a SS officer thinking about what Hitler will do when you tell him the jews from your camp escaped (colourised)

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  • You know who else goes on websites to ask to get roasted?

    My MOM

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  • You look like you just realized that you said nohomo only after going down on your homie so it didn't quite count

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  • Did you just discover a tick burrowing into the back of your neck?

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  • Prepubescent pew die pie lookin ass

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  • your face looks like you just realized half your eyebrow is missing, and are now wondering if it was always this way.

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  • your eyes are brighter than my ass , your shit is bigger than twin tower and haramble combined.

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  • I got nothing but you remind me of jesse pinkman from breaking bad

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  • That nose is a bit strange!

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  • Your Mother is... older than you.

    Sry, best I got.

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  • Go shave and quit begging for attention

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  • Your chin. No more said

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  • Murderer ish face. Not candid at all.

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  • My grandmas Dick is bigger then yours.

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