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Oliverlogan263
3 d

If the joke was told by Mike Tyson, do you think Will Smith would still slap Tyson?

No but I think if it had been said by him Jada would've been rolling on the floor about it. Other

AlexEfron
3 mo

Tell me what you do for a living, without telling me what you do for a living?

I help upper middle class and beyond realize their potential of pretending to be Captains and Commanders of aquatic life and Dictators of international grey zones. Other

Anonymous
6 mo

Friend with Benefits loves her dead husband?

It's unfair to compete with a memory but it's equally unfair to try and best a dead man. Adapt and move on. Relationships

Anonymous
6 mo

Should I tell him I’m pregnant?

I would say, tell him via posted mail. Just be clear to him that it's not an invitation to resume the relationship. Every man has a right to be a dad to his kids. He may turn out to be a deadbeat... Relationships

Anonymous
7 mo

Would you be pissed if someone gave your number to a coworker without your consent?

Pretty pissed but probably not as pissed as when they gave my number to a customer! Other

caring__1
7 mo

How do you help people believe in themselves?

Observe them. Note the small talents they might be good at and encourage them to develop those talents. Set small achievable goals they can feel good about. Ask for their advice or their help with... Relationships

ariadneR
7 mo

What quality does your partner have that you were not expecting to be drawn to, but are?

The last one surprised me with her sarcasm. She always got the best of me in that regard. Relationships

Pinay_ako
8 mo

What do you usually do on your days off?

A whole lot of NOTHING Other

msc545
9 mo

Are women worse drivers than men?

I've been driving for a living for the past 10 years. While I initially resisted the urge to label women as bad drivers, I found myself accepting it a year later. People in general do a lot of... Other

LittleSally
9 mo

Have you ever found yourself self-isolating a bit too much? If so, how did you break out if it?

Baby steps first. I usually start by calling someone, after that a trip to a convenience store well after rush hour, beyond that going to a department store for after 9pm. Baby steps. Relationships

LittleSally
10 mo

How do you deal with a conflict avoidant potential partner?

I've always enjoyed this method https://youtu.be/8CAlQma2CE4?t=70 Relationships

DubiousIntentions
10 mo

What do you want it to say on your tombstone as an epitaph?

I'd have it written in a very hard to decipher language. Just so that years far from now some future Linguist dedicates their life to deciphering it. Only to have it read: My name was Popeye. I... Other

DizzyDesii
+1 y

Are you grumpy if someone or something interrupts your sleep (read below)?

I am right there with you! Fuck that guy! (Personally I would've dumped a girl for that.) I am just as angry in the morning. Wake me up early and be prepared for a sea of hate and a VENGEFUL storm... Other

Anonymous
+1 y

How can you just settle for someone?

Because a person may not be great for you but most days finding a good one is challenge enough. Relationships

blondfrog
+1 y

Would you go to a two way petting zoo where the animal can pet you right back?

No but then again I've listened to Jim Breuer's advice https://www.youtube.com/embed/aP3Kxaa7kZA Other

Hans1999
+1 y

Why does an unmarried woman make society uncomfortable?

Hell anyone past 30 who isn't married or in a relationship becomes uncomfortable because people treat you like a freak or weirdo for going it alone. Get past 40 and remain unmarried then... Relationships

Still-alive
+1 y

What would YOU do if your partner turned into a toad?

Laugh at the fact that technically I'm now a "frog fucker" followed by getting really depressed knowing that from now on I'll be known as " That Frog Fucker " guy. Relationships

JoyGirl
+1 y

Which G@G member do you miss, rn 🤔?

No one ever leaves here. They just deactivate the old profile then activate a "new" profile. Other

Static_In_The_Attic
+1 y

Do you consider yourself a SMARTass, DUMBass or a BADass?

According to my last work review I'm too much of a smartass. Other

CoffeeWC
+1 y

Do you prefer to live alone or with other people (family, friends, etc.)?

Been alone and on my own now for 7 years. I'd be hard pressed trying to live with another person again. Roommates can be okay as long as they're reliable for Rent and Chores otherwise you end up... Other

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