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Tell me what you do for a living, without telling me what you do for a living?
I help upper middle class and beyond realize their potential of pretending to be Captains and Commanders of aquatic life and Dictators of international grey zones. Other
Should I tell him I’m pregnant?
I would say, tell him via posted mail. Just be clear to him that it's not an invitation to resume the relationship. Every man has a right to be a dad to his kids. He may turn out to be a deadbeat... Relationships
What quality does your partner have that you were not expecting to be drawn to, but are?
The last one surprised me with her sarcasm. She always got the best of me in that regard. Relationships
Are women worse drivers than men?
I've been driving for a living for the past 10 years. While I initially resisted the urge to label women as bad drivers, I found myself accepting it a year later. People in general do a lot of... Other
What do you want it to say on your tombstone as an epitaph?
I'd have it written in a very hard to decipher language. Just so that years far from now some future Linguist dedicates their life to deciphering it. Only to have it read: My name was Popeye. I... Other
Would you go to a two way petting zoo where the animal can pet you right back?
No but then again I've listened to Jim Breuer's advice https://www.youtube.com/embed/aP3Kxaa7kZA Other
Which G@G member do you miss, rn 🤔?
No one ever leaves here. They just deactivate the old profile then activate a "new" profile. Other