(hey, I'm only asking?)
Most Helpful Guy
No, that would be assault charges. If you carry a weapon or have powerful rank in hand-to-hand combat with the ability to break bricks; probably assault with a deadly weapon.
Now, tying him up in the bed and spank him then bang him with a strap-on... probably legal because it's really really hard to make the case for the husband.0
Most Helpful Girl
As soon as you strike someone, it's illegal. You have zero right to hit anybody for any reason other than self defense.1