Where's One Place You Would Never Get Married?

[legalboxers]

1. Walmart
2. Target
3. McDonalds
4. ChicFlia
5. WAFFLE HOUSE
6. Gun Shop (Sorry Rednecks!)
6. Funeral
7. Morgue
8. Cemetary
9. Sewage Treatment Facility
10. Abortion Clinic (Something special for the Far Right GaGers)
11. White Castle (For those "Special People")

[Massageman]

Underwater.
Skydiving.
Or at some sort of destination wedding - I wouldn't want to inconvenience everyone else

[OlderAndWiser]

My ex's apartment!

[razelove]

That's a toss-up, both of my marriages were at the justice of the peace, so the bar's pretty low there.

Umm, the Elvis Presley "Graceland Wedding Chapel" in Las Vegas. That place is so much worse than the justice of the peace, it's surrounded by hour rate motels on every side. For when you really fall in love with that hooker/escort in Vegas I guess...

Also anywhere around Panama. Yeah, the country is beautiful, the rainforest is great. It's also extremely violent and nowhere I would take any woman I care a single bit about. Make that most of Central America, I have a hard enough time keeping myself alive, much less pulling someone else around. There are peaceful and beautiful places, but they are landlocked without immediate flight or boat access. Having to go through the violent frenzy of running from the airport to a puddle-jumper while towing someone else... maybe if wife #3 was in the IDF or something.

[TonyMetal___86]

Anywhere outside the church, i like church marriages 😌

Anyways we all know miss brains muffins that people will never come if it's only for marriage, they come to eat from the delicious buffé which happens after marriage...

That's how people looks in a marriageAnd that's what happens when the food buffé appears...

[Citizenkirk]

The capital of Liberia has no nightlife I would be interested in honeymooning at, valet parking, or the presumption to there of, is probably a good way too see if that extra insurance on your rental car is worth the added expense of "Full Coverage."I think this particular vacation wedding getaway, has a little too much in common, with Las, Vegas, for my comfort.Two vacation getaways, I'd live too permanently get away from🤮🇱🇷🤮.

[Jjpayne]

In a place that is too rustic
Mainly with bugs or critters

[pigoat]

My family's house in the ghetto

My uber driver told me while driving me home told me "man it smell like doo doo over here"

Few minutes later he told me "man it look like shit over here"

I agreed

[PaynefulPleasures]

👰🤵🚓 lmao 🤣

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Anywhere in the known universe. Or unknown too for that matter.

[humanearth]

Truck Stop bathroom or a NY Subway bathroom are a no go, but reg bathroom is okay. It's called a Shit 'N' Wed

[loves2learn]

A courthouse. I’d much rather elope somewhere fun. If I were to marry someone else for some reason, that is.

[ecfresh]

As a fan of The Office: standing in our own graves at a gravesite.

[CharlyQuinn_]

In Vegas I've seen don't tell the bride to much and would never take him/her seriously.

[CrazyGirl2]

Oof, that’s an easy one… Kenosha Wisconsin! Not even Kenoshans want to get married there, if for no other reason that to never have to tell anyone that they were actually married in Kenosha!

[Riddler1412]

I think that my answer to the " date " question, could apply here to. 😂🤣

[Justneedtokno]

I was watching this show. One of them was an Under caverns. I know it maybe cool with the crystals and all but no.

[peytonnovember]

The First Date should never be a Movie Theater. Doesn't give you guys a chance to talk and know one another.

[Tunasub]

I have a place it's called AGAIN!.

Seriously though a brothel.

[JamieLoves]

No place.. Once was enough for me.
I’ll only live with someone now.

[BuckU]

If this is a riddle then my answer is "In my grave". Did I win the interneet?

[007kingifrit]

im getting tempted to see how many of your questions i can answer by saying "the gloryhole" =D