Again no Wal-Mart... Come on, couldn't you just hear over the loud speaker "Wedding in aisle two" "Wedding cake now serving in the bakery followed by a wedding toast in the liquor dept."🤣
@Brainsbeforebeauty actually I hear "clean up in aisle two".. Blood splatter from a botched shotgun wedding after a morning breakfast at the Waffle House
Ok fine you talked me out of a Wal-Mart wedding
@Brainsbeforebeauty you always have Target, Hobby Lobby, Home Depot, Lowes, Dollar Tree, Family Dollar,
There is a Dollar General right down the alley 🤔🤣🤣
@Brainsbeforebeauty you asked... lol
Lololol right! Seriously tho, doubt I'm ever going married again anyways
@Brainsbeforebeauty not looking to get hitched either
TY for MHO
Welcome! Can we go to Walmart to celebrate🤣
Good list... And yeah no way I'd do skydiving wedding lol
Thanks for the MHO.
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🤣🤣 yeah don't think your bride would like that lolol
Yeah probably better not there then
😂😂 life sentence without parole
So never getting married?
No, I don't hate myself that much.
It's not marriage itself that's bad, it's bad people that make it that way
Marriage is a trap that never leads to anything good. The "best" outcome is to be stuck in a legally binding contract till you die.
I'll pass on all three lololol
Most likely it would be a crappy wedding aways
New way of saying getting married is pissing your life away LOL
Yeah that would be a no lol
Unless you marrying someone that works there 😂😂
Exactly why I wouldn't be getting married there.
And darn, there goes out first date wedding/honeymoon
Hold up! There is a motel right next to the brothel that has a justice of the peace and heart shaped beds that are coin operated to vibrate with mirrors on the ceiling. Can't leave out the complimentary MD 20/20 toast. We even get to keep the bottle.🤗 I'm breaking the bank for ya Brains...
That's how I roll baby... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that made things a bit damp.. that thought I just dropped on ya.. I have that effect... just sayin'. 😂🤣😂🤣 I need sleep.. haven't been to bed yet... ugh.
You are alright with me Brains. 😘Seriously you are one of (if not) the best and GAG should be made aware. If they don't already know.. real talk right here!
Aww thanks... You not just saying that to get me in a vibrating bed are you 🤔🤣🤣🤣Go get some sleep 😴🤗
See... that is what makes you the best.. you can see through my shit.. thought I'd at least get a booty rub...😁 I meant every word love...💯
I hear yah. Married twice: once divorced, then widowed... Yeah think I'm done
Sorry about your loss.Living together, a couple doesn’t take each other for granted. They take better care of themselves than too...
Right! Me either
I also wanted to say this! Litteraly makes your marriage doomed to "Die".
@GoldenTulip Yeah that's so true hahaha
Eeeewwww me either
I was thinking that one two, but picked bathrrom
@humanearth either way eeeewwww and no just no lolAlthough guess could make a dress out of toilet paper 🤣
I'd hope not
Unless I killed her.
Well then you'd be in prison being someone else's "wife"🍆
You only get jail if your a criminal, you are only a criminal if you get caught, its not a crime if you don't get caught.
Not true, there's criminals and convicted criminals... You kill someone unless it's self defense you a criminal...
Does a tree falling in the woods make a sound? Is it a crime if you aren't caught?
Crime is crime whether you get caught or not... And people always think they won't get caught... Till they do 🤣
Actually most criminals never get punished for most of their crimes. You may have conducted thousands of criminal acts big or small yet only be caught for one.
Okay you're so off topic here. This post was about where you wouldn't get married. Not what makes a person a criminal... And there's a difference in petty crime and A killer 🤷🏼♀️
How many times does a killer or ralost commit a crime unit they are caught?
Again what does any of that have to do with this post? Nothing!
To be fair I already answered 6 comments ago. You have steered the conversation this way. But honestly other than a church I wouldn't marry anywhere.
I think that's a good thing
Funny tho that your profile says married 🤔
Me neither lol
🤣🤣🤣 yeah that don't sound like a good idea or good wedding
So. Never then 🤔
Yeah sure way to kill that marriage
too funny 😊😊😊
Meaning you never want to get married huh
not unless i can marry my sex doll...
Oh yeah no lolol
🤣🤣 could you see that..."I do" "I do too, now please pass the toilet paper"🤣
hehe funny one for sure
His and hers plungers 🤣🤣
haha you are crazy funny
I should thank you for the good laugh, hope everything is good on your side
Thanks.. Hope you're good as well
YEs I am pretty good I do laugh every time when reading your jokes.
Aww thanks 😊
no problem, you are adorable.
Why not? Don't they compare marriage to a life sentence 🤣🤣 prisoner Big Bertha could be the bridesmaid 🤣
LOL Yeah, the symbolism would be obvious. That and the surroundings would be pretty depressing. She could wear an orange jump suit and I would wear wide, horizontal, black and white stripes. We could have the reception in the mess hall. All very romantic. Something to look back on with fondness. And in the future I could refer to my wife as the old ball and chain.
🤣🤣🤣 or you guys could be "the chain gang"LOL
It might be perfect for people who want to employ shackles and interrogation techniques on each other. 🤣
Just think of the names you could call each other alone "jail bird, jail bait prison bitch"🤣
What? No chicken and waffles wedding 🤔🤔😂😂
Aww why not lol get a bride and a side of fries 🤣
One more thing, White House, not that it's an undesirable place, it's just inaccessible. The guards won't spare you even in your wedding dress. Don't want to ruin it, right?
No drive through quickie 🤔😂
Nope, as far as a wedding is concerned! 😀
Lol see me I rather that than squabbling about who gonna pay at a fancy restaurant lol
Oops wrong post lol I thought this was where wouldn't you go on a date post 🙈 yeah wouldn't get married at McDonald's either lololol
That be cheap date and I don’t eat fast food since I was 25.
Outdoors, Las Vegas in general.Id rather get married in a small building.
👍👍 My younger sister's one friend got married at the zoo years ago
Inmates do that
thats a great answer