Most Helpful Girl
"If you really loved me..."
"What I say goes."
"Deal with it."
"End of story."
"You don't need to spend so much time with your friends. You should prioritize me."
"You need to fix that quality."
"You never..." (when you often actually do)
"If things are going to work between us..."
"You're lucky I even stick around."
"No one else will want you."
"Oh they got you that cookbook because I told them how bad you were at cooking."
"Oh shut up. You're always carrying on."
"If you don't like it you can leave."
"You have no right to be angry at me. That's stupid."
"Why the hell did you post "Happy Birthday" on that (person of opposite sex)'s You're trying to f*** them or something like the jerk/slut you are."
"You should learn to respect me you bitch/slut/retard/moron/jerk/etc"