Most Helpful Girl
1. You remind me of my ex - She's your ex for a reason!
2. You should dress like that girl over there - Because I just love being out on a date with someone who is actively checking out other girls in front of me!
3. I want you to wear this (picture hooker style outfit) to make other men jealous of me - Oh, so you want me to exploit myself to boost your ego?
4. You should wear make up - It's horrible and makes my face itch. Why would you want my face to itch? Do you hate me?
5. You're too uptight - What was that? I didn't quite hear you. Did you say I have too much self-respect?
6. My last girlfriend did this/that for me all the time - If she was so perfect then why did you split?
7. Your friend has great boobs - Oh hell no! That's my friend. Stay away!
8. Make me a sandwich - You'd better be joking here and taking me out to dinner
9. You're ugly - Why would you go out with someone you think is ugly? Are you saying that you're ugly too or just desperate as hell?
10. You should improve your look - You should improve your attitude
11. No girl does that! - FYI this girl does and she knows plenty of other girls who do "that" too