So you are in hell and Satan is peering into your soul. what do you say?
What's the first thing you would say to satan as you arrive in hell?
What Girls Said 8
oh…hey?... Didn't expect to see you here… uhmm… you can’t afford to fully air-conditioned this place? Eeeeww5
Mother of God it's hot in here... Jesus Christ! What is that!?0
"Jesus sent me here"1
Move over bitch, this is my house :P1
Satan: Want some cocaine?
Me : Sure why not? I'm dead.0
What Guys Said 19
"Thank you for keeping those goody-two-shoes people away from us"2
"you and god gotta end this silly little catfight"1
You have the wrong guy. I need to talk to my lawyer, he's already down here.0
The way I see it, at this point you're doomed to spend an eternaty suffering anyways, why not be a sarcastic a*shole. Answer everything he says with "Don't threaten me with a good time"0
"I've been expecting you"2
"Joke's on you, fool!"0
I was sent here for a reason! Now get lost.0
"Quit peering into my soul you pervert"1
"I tried to mimic you all my life, down there at earth, to people who're ignorant a**holes. Now let's really see what you got!"0
Where the hell is the A/C buddy? I thought this place was about sin.0
I'd share the Gospel.0
I'm here for my reservation.0
Come on bro, be lenient, I know I wasn't great but at least I didn't rape anyone.0
what the hell?0
Who's your daddy now, b*tch?1
Satan: "Welcome to Hell."
Me: "Yeah yeah where's the free food."3
Don't I know you?1
My justification is Jesus.1
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