What's the first thing you would say to satan as you arrive in hell?
What Girls Said 8
oh…hey?... Didn't expect to see you here… uhmm… you can’t afford to fully air-conditioned this place? Eeeeww
Mother of God it's hot in here... Jesus Christ! What is that!?
"Jesus sent me here"
Move over bitch, this is my house :P
Satan: Want some cocaine?
Me : Sure why not? I'm dead.
What Guys Said 19
The way I see it, at this point you're doomed to spend an eternaty suffering anyways, why not be a sarcastic a*shole. Answer everything he says with "Don't threaten me with a good time"
"Thank you for keeping those goody-two-shoes people away from us"
You have the wrong guy. I need to talk to my lawyer, he's already down here.
"I tried to mimic you all my life, down there at earth, to people who're ignorant a**holes. Now let's really see what you got!"
Where the hell is the A/C buddy? I thought this place was about sin.
Come on bro, be lenient, I know I wasn't great but at least I didn't rape anyone.
"you and god gotta end this silly little catfight"
"I've been expecting you"
"Quit peering into my soul you pervert"
"Joke's on you, fool!"
I was sent here for a reason! Now get lost.
I'd share the Gospel.
I'm here for my reservation.
what the hell?
Who's your daddy now, b*tch?
Satan: "Welcome to Hell."
Me: "Yeah yeah where's the free food."
Don't I know you?
My justification is Jesus.
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