What's the first thing you would say to satan as you arrive in hell?

So you are in hell and Satan is peering into your soul. what do you say?

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  • There's isn't enough room for the both of us.

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What Girls Said 8

  • I have nothing to talk with you about, Mr. Satan.

    What happened just happened.

    You have your way, and I have my way.

    But you know "Satan" means link in my language lol..

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    • The satan in your link looks handsome! LOL! :P

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    • LoL link ?! *shrugs*!

      Okay, then I would put some colorful ribbons and flowers,

      and kick that douche Satan out and say:

      "Have a shame, man.. and find another hell.. this place is girlie!". :P

  • oh…hey?... Didn't expect to see you here… uhmm… you can’t afford to fully air-conditioned this place? Eeeeww

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  • You may wanna check the list. I'm Kathryn? with a K? From Georgia. I'm sure there's been a mix up.

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    • He replies "nope no mix up. you killed ted the ant on this day, remember?"

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    • YAY! lol I hope there's drinks

    • Have a hot chocolate ;D

  • Mother of God it's hot in here... Jesus Christ! What is that!?

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  • "Jesus sent me here"

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  • Move over bitch, this is my house :P

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  • "Grandma?!"

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  • Satan: Want some cocaine?

    Me : Sure why not? I'm dead.

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    • you both snort a huge mound of coke ;P

      bigger than the ones in scarface :P

What Guys Said 19

  • "Thank you for keeping those goody-two-shoes people away from us"

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  • "you and god gotta end this silly little catfight"

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  • You have the wrong guy. I need to talk to my lawyer, he's already down here.

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  • The way I see it, at this point you're doomed to spend an eternaty suffering anyways, why not be a sarcastic a*shole. Answer everything he says with "Don't threaten me with a good time"

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  • "I've been expecting you"

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  • "Joke's on you, fool!"

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  • I was sent here for a reason! Now get lost.

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  • "Quit peering into my soul you pervert"

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  • "I tried to mimic you all my life, down there at earth, to people who're ignorant a**holes. Now let's really see what you got!"

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  • Got wings?

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  • Where the hell is the A/C buddy? I thought this place was about sin.

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  • I'd share the Gospel.

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  • I'm here for my reservation.

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    • have a seat right over there in between hitler and jeffrey dahmer >:)

  • Come on bro, be lenient, I know I wasn't great but at least I didn't rape anyone.

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  • what the hell?

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  • Who's your daddy now, b*tch?

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  • Satan: "Welcome to Hell."

    Me: "Yeah yeah where's the free food."

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  • Don't I know you?

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  • My justification is Jesus.

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