Things that you may not know about the U. S. Government!

[Maxemeister]

This is a myTake of super secret facts that we need to know about the U.S. Government!

The Moon Landing

The flag in this picture is obviously waving. This is clear evidence that the U.S. did not land on the moon and that the Russians won the Space Race. Obviously no one has thought of this before so I am naming this the "Maxemeister Theory."

9/11 was caused by aliens

No, really, it's true! If they were terrorists that had taken the plane they would've just blown it up! If they were hijackers they would've just landed and made their demands! And if it were Bush's doing, then why wasn't he impeached? It's clearly ALIENS! We must strike back!

AIDS was created by the government

A survey taken from American citizens of Ohio came back with the results that 0.6% of them in America believe that AIDS was created by the government. This number was so unusually large so investigators (unpaid amateurs but were still professional.) They inquired some federal park officials and found that the majority of those they interviewed laughed when they said that, leading the detectives to believe the government officials were trying to mislead them. This caused great suspicion and the investigation continues today.

Elvis is alive

Yep, you heard me right. The star is still alive and kicking. But hear me out! His alleged death gave him a gravestone with a mispronounced middle name. It says "Aaron" on the stone and "Aron" on his birth certificate. Some suppose that Elvis went off the map after being put in witness protection, when he met with Nixon earlier saying he wanted to help eradicate drugs. Coincidence? I think not.

Global Warming is a hoax

I know what you're gonna say: "But Max! Science and stuff!" WRONG! But really, it's quite simple! The Democrats actually live 4 miles underground in a secret bunker with advanced tecnology that is heating up the world! They are doing this to A, keep their terrifying power and B, to control the population. This is evil and corrupt and it has to stop! I would provide proof. But really, do you need it?

Thank you for reading. And beware, don't believe everything the government tells you!

Lol I was bored so I wrote this shit xD

[QuestionMan]

The flag they put on the moon has a metal rod running along the top, and when Neil Armstrong pushed it into the ground, he twisted it a little, which set the fabric into motion. The fabric hanging down from the rod acts like a pendulum, moving back and forth under its own momentum, restrained by the elasticity of the fabric attaching it to the rod above. The result is that the fabric ripples rhythmically, while the stiffness of the fabric resisting deformation gradually slows it.

[Maxemeister]

NO NO THAT IS IMPOSSIBRU BECAUSE LOGIC RIGHT?

Is my life a lie?

[QuestionMan]

Moon landing was real
9/11 was an inside job
AIDS might have been created by the government. It was a little too convenient that when gays started to be liberated that suddenly this disease came out of nowhere.
Both Elvis and Tupac are dead.
Global warming - honestly I'm not sure about this one. I used to think it was real because that's what was taught in school but then again scientists are not incorruptible.

[Maxemeister]

We have exactly 2.5 disagreements here

[QuestionMan]

Which are?

[Maxemeister]

Disagree on the 9/11 one
Disagree on the AIDS one
Disagree/Agree on Global Warming cuz u're unsure and I'm 100% sure it's real

[Waffles731]

Thank you for point that out, many people assume its evidence of the moon landing being fake,
Armstrong was a true hero.
May his steps be on the moon forever like they are going to be

[QuestionMan]

@Waffles731 Gladly :)
One of the greatest human achievements of all time and people deny it.

[Waffles731]

Sad, He didn't say one small step for man one great leap for america
it was one small step for man, one great leap for mankind.
I really admire NASA,

[Waffles731]

I also admire Yuri Gagarin to a large degree,
He wasn't exactly the most loyal party member actually,
Namely he was a scientist and ironically considering how oft quote his no god up here line is, devout russian orthodox.
Those two have no relation, I just like Irony :)

[QuestionMan]

@Waffles731 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCt1BwWE2gA

[Waffles731]

You know, even with footage thats that old, and that grainy, it does fill you with awe doesn't it.

[QuestionMan]

@Waffles731 I wish I was alive back then watching it on tv.
Then again I don't think it was shown on Soviet television so unless I was born in the West I wouldn't have been as excited.

[Waffles731]

Hey look at it this way, while mars one was never going anywhere,
In thirty years nasa wants to put a man on mars

[QuestionMan]

@Waffles731
Unless there's a sudden new interest in space exploration NASA will continue to lose funding so I doubt we'll be going to Mars anytime soon unless the private sector gets involved.

[Waffles731]

Thinking like that will make people lose interest

[apple24]

Well I wish it were true! ):

[Maxemeister]

Sammmeeeeeee

[Waffles731]

Aids someone had sex with a monkey.
Don't think that happens
https://orangutan.or.id/ponys-new-life-2/
Do not click that link if you want to keep all your current faith in humans
It is about an orangutan who had to e rehabilitated after being used as a prostitute in a brothel.
Actual human beings paid to have sex with an orangutan

[Maxemeister]

Thank u for informing me before I clicked that xD

[Waffles731]

They show pictures in the link

[Maxemeister]

:'( faith = lost

[Waffles731]

It was some majorly messed up shit.
No the current theory is that AIDs originally came from other great apes.
Its sexually transmited and patient zero was a sexually promiscouis gay flight attended who had spent a great deal of time in africa, the other patients first few patients were more of the same all "intermingled" with each other.
With Patient Zero's history and the circumstances between the other first few patients.
Do the math, it ain't pleasant

[Maxemeister]

Ewwwwwwwww

I think HIV might have a cure recently

[Waffles731]

Yes Ewwwww but remember, these people didn't deserve to die like that

[nert73]

That made my day. Any more conspiracies to crap on? I want more! That was fun!

[Maxemeister]

lol this took 30 minutes of research and pain! AND ONLY GOT 4 OPINIONS! MAN I'M TIRED!

[nert73]

I may have to make a few of these in my spare time, then.

[Maxemeister]

I give u the perms

[nert73]

Loverly

[Maxemeister]

Loverly xD k whatever u say!

[nert73]

I like saying things... that works out well

[Maxemeister]

Well it worked out in ur favor!

[nert73]

Loverly!

[Maxemeister]

Crap they froze my account

[nert73]

How, when, why?

[Maxemeister]

Lol 12 days ago I was using u as a test to see if it was still frozen

[ZellRocx666]

A new point of view, nice take.

[Maxemeister]

Thank u!

[skeptic007]

dude this is way off lol I wanna be young again :(

[Maxemeister]

xD I DEFINITELY BELIEVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE THERE WAS NO SARCASM WHATSOEVER

[skeptic007]

I believe you but some of these have already been disproven

the moon landing happened we send people too space today so even if it didn't happen than it happens now

I can give you a ton of information on aliens and how there not from outer space

AIDS there's no evidence from where it came so blaming the government won't do
anything

elvis is dead trust me

Global warming does happen but its not all over the earth only on certain parts

[Maxemeister]

lol ik the moon landing was legit

U say there r NO aliens in outer space?

I don't believe the government did it

xD I KNOW ELVIS IS DEAD

[skeptic007]

nope there are no aliens

[Maxemeister]

Okay now THAT I think is bullshit. The universe is too big

[skeptic007]

And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. 3 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. 4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

read the bible genesis
read about aleister crowley
study up on what aliens ( say and do too people)
and read up on the issues of evolution and why there's no evidence for it
look up and do research on the nephillim

there's so much too learn

[Maxemeister]

Okay that's where we differ I'm not religious

[skeptic007]

I don't blame you in school they teach that you came from a rock study evolution and the issues with it

[Maxemeister]

I haven't even been taught evolution I just believe in it. It makes sense.

[skeptic007]

yes you have been thought evolution
well explain it too me, how did the earth and all the animals come in existence

[Maxemeister]

The Earth was formed from an amount of meteors clashing in space. Nobody knows for sure

Animals? They evolved from microorganisms. Pretty simple

[skeptic007]

okay so you have no idea how how the earth came to exist right
so where is your (starting point) you can't just say ohh the earth is here and always was here doesn't work like that so make a decision how did the earth come to exist first answer that question

[Maxemeister]

The Earth was NOT always here I never said that. But I don't know how it got here. If u do a simple google search there's probably a bunch of theories.

[skeptic007]

okay how did microorganisms come in existence please tell me?

[Maxemeister]

Nobody knows for sure but since the compounds of DNA and other organic compounds could've come together in some special way via meteor collision or it could've come from space

[skeptic007]

so I believe that GOD with extreme intelligence and power created everything even though I can't see him

but you believe that random meteors collide and some how stuck the earth together like glue, and that microorganisms just popped in existence yet you've never seen it happen with your own eyes

see we both have faith in something we haven't seen
we both are religious

so question what makes more sense that someone created a computer or that it randomly assembled itself without any interaction of humans

[Maxemeister]

No, meteors did not stick the Earth together like glue. Asteroids collided and chunks fly off. Then, with the orbit and the force, the structure is molded into a sphere, AKA the Earth

[skeptic007]

that's exactly what I said rocks hit and stuck like glue lol you can make it sound different but its the same thing

so you believe something like this created the earth
cdn.capecod.com/.../jpc-top-shot.jpg
or this
www.edwardsragatz.com/.../...ehicles-collide-1.jpg

you make no sense cause you don't even understand what you believe you've been thought a lie, don't worry I use too believe in evolution and the big bang theory, until I actually studied it out and realized how stupid it was,, here watch a simple video and if you want afterwards study it out don't believe everything the school teaches you cause some of it is a lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrmHMpyIcdY

[Maxemeister]

K I'll watch it

[skeptic007]

study remember what I said

[Maxemeister]

That video was EXTREMELY biased, the poster quoting the Bible, taking Bill Nye out of context, and letting the Creationist talk way longer. Plus that monkeys guy.

[skeptic007]

study it out watch debates but study trust me study
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9GJmFVcfys

[Maxemeister]

ALright I was willing to watch a 14 minute "debate" but not a 2 hour one xD

[skeptic007]

do you wanna learn and make a decision yourself
or stay stupid and let people keep lying too you cause all im doing is giving the information at the end you make the decision

[Maxemeister]

I'm making this decision here and now (for now at least) that I believe in evolution. It's not bullshit. Everything proposed in that video has been proved and he is an old, Christian creationist. He's out of date