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Learn From Michael and Don't Get Married

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Learn From Michael and Don't Get Married

Learn from Michael.

These videos are about a 31 year old bodybuilder, in the best shape of his life, who regrets his marriage to a post-wall hag. Dr.Phil attempts to shame him and bring him to heel, with the assistance of female staffers, fat post-wall audience members, and his own beta father.




Michael is career oriented, and obsessed with looking good and taking care of himself. He "has his ducks in a row", and spends time in the gym to look like he wants to look. Doctor Phil is called by his distressed 41 year old wife, who feels "neglected" and "hurt" that he spends more time turning himself into a man, and less time being a beta husband.

Notables:

Michael claims that his wife has "let herself go". When Dr.Phil attempts to question or shame him for feeling this, he is forced to acknowledge her "different body type" and that she had "3 of his children". We understand that at 31 and jacked, his value is only going to increase. Her value is falling exponentially. He spends all his time trying to be "Adonis", as he describes, and he is resentful of the fact that his wife doesn't bother caring as much.


-The collective gasps and moans from the female-centric crowd when Michael admits that his wife is not "his ideal body type" is hilarious. How dare he have preferences for this women! Unfortunately, we know that he made his horrible mistake by accepting his martial vows. Dr.Phil proceeds to spend the entire 3 clips shaming him for his life choices.

Learn From Michael and Don't Get Married

-Dr.Phil attempts to run the hamster wheel. First, it's because he's an attention whore. His family is deteriorating because he doesn't care as much as his wife wants him to.

"If you're a girl who can't cook, you're pretty much out the door". I'm sure quite a few men on gag would agree. He is bringing the money home, so you expect your significant other to do their share of taking care of the family. This involves household chores and cooking. Again, Dr.Phil and his producers frame this interaction as a NEGATIVE. It doesn't fit the strong woman narrative, so let's shame the man for this!


-Introduction of 2 hot women to seemingly "flirt" with Michael, and than bring them on the show to talk about how Michael kept "eyeing them up down up down", saying it "was pretty bad". Michael is then told by Dr.Phil that he has a "raven haired beauty" sitting right there. LOL.

-Introduction of the man's FATHER to shame him for neglecting his marriage. People will always try to hold you down from your goals.

Learn From Michael and Don't Get Married

-"What do you want from him"? "I want him to PUT MORE EMPHASIS ON ME and my family". This women, at 41, who is a 4/10 at best, has managed to grab a husband who is in the top 0.1% of human physique. He brings home the cheques, and is the undisputed alpha of the house. IT'S NOT ENOUGH. IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. She feels the need to go on the Dr.Phil show to talk about how he is NEGLECTING HER (and the family). DO NOT GET MARRIED.

-Hamster Hamster Hamster, always trying to seek attention and drama. Unfortunately, Michael's option for DREAD GAME is severely diminished because he is tied down, with three children to boot.

-Michael, whether he actually believes it or not, is forced to publicly say that bodybuilding is "an obsessive sport", which has carried over into his personal life. Even though he believes that he is a good father, who spends time with his children, he says he must cut his gym time down in order to appease his wife. We know this is NOT the answer.

-We also know that we must be held responsible for our choices. Dr.Phil is sincere in his male-shaming act. Michael said his vows, and if he wants to keep his family together, he has to play some sort of game with his wife.

LEARN FROM MICHAEL. DO NOT GET MARRIED. DO NOT GIVE UP CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE.


Lessons Learned:

-You can be the Heracles of the modern age. You can make straight cash and have complete confidence in yourself. However, if you give up your power to make your own choices, you are powerless. This man should be doing what he wants to do, which is slaying California blondes after he gets his daily pump. Instead, he is fighting with his post-wall ungrateful wife who doesn't understand that his attention to himself is what attracted her in the first place. Not only that, but his dread game by being able to game any woman he wants makes her "uncomfortable".

-You will APPRECIATE in value greatly as time goes on. You will become a bigger, better, more successful version of yourself. Women do not have that luxury. Their attractiveness to men is based around their looks, and their body. If they get too old, or they lose their tight skin, they are WORTHLESS from a sexual standpoint.

Learn From Michael and Don't Get Married
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