What was the first thing you said today?
What Girls Said 8
Ouch - a book I set on the shelf above my bed before going to sleep last night fell on my head as I was waking up :v0
"Good morning" in my mother tongue.0
"... That was such a good dream... Now I gotta pee."0
What time do you have to leave0
"OMG! Okay." I was annoyed.0
"shit, I'll be late"0
What Guys Said 11
.. or infection0
Fuck if I know.. I probably said good morning to my mom0
It came out as "fffffnnnnggguurrfffnnnn" then I fell back asleep. I think I was telling the kids to quiet down.0
"Stupid, give me some!"
I was yelling at my cousin because he made bacon and wasn't sharing.
This is a true story, I'm serious.0
A person from a TV company called me in the phone so the first thing I said was: Hello?0
I just let off a long, loud sigh.0
Fuck me it's only 8am0
Let's go potty.0
Watch out pup because my dog almost tripped me.0
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