I feel like this is a really simple thing to ask for, but so far my luck on WorldDominationDating. com and MutuallyAssuredDestructionCouples. org has been really fruitless.
All these girls want money, power and a stiff drink. Almost none of them can even recall reading Whitman or O'Hara in school. At the very least, I would accept Billy Shakespeare sonnets, but alas, I have come up short.
Where are these chickitas?
LET THE ANSWERS FUCKIN' FLyyyyyyy INTO A WHALEEEEEEEEE