All I know is that somewhere out there on the internet there is a video of drunk me at a party stepping up onto a table taking my pants and boxers off and yelling BEHOLD ITS FLACCID GLORY!!! ( and no I will never say where on the Internet it is... ever)
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk?
What Girls Said 7
Drive drunk. Don't do it. I had to get home and sleep my drunkenness off, but I was going so slow the whole way that if a cop pulled me over, he would have seen that I was tipsy, and I would have gotten a DUI.
I made sure to keep a close on my speedometer as I was woozy (I would only go 25 because 20 is a bit too slow and might raise suspicion). And I made sure to drive perfectly with an intense fear of being caught.
Just don't do it. It's not worth it.2
Hahaha, your story is hard to top, that's hilarious.
I went down a slide that went into the sea and lost my shorts and broke one of my shoes as I was getting out of the water... I proceeded to walk around for the rest of the night without my shorts and with no shoes. That same night I found someone's pack of cigarettes and smoked one (I don't smoke... :D). I almost choked on it. I then stole somebody's flip flops and almost got on a scooter by myself to get home. (I also stole a piece of chicken and refused to pay for it when confronted and I stole a flower headband, but nobody noticed. What is it with me and stealing when I'm drunk? :D) It was a wild night and I'm never drinking that much again :D0
Well actually I did nutmeg and tried to go to class.. it was terrible0
tell my boyfriend to pee in front of me hahaha :/0
Talking non-stopping and crying about how much I love my then boyfriend in front of my mother and a couple friends of hers. This was during a time I would argue with my mother about my boyfriend (well now ex bf). Needless to say I end up throwing up on the bathroom sink.
Last year, even though I was no longer in an unstable relationship... I ended up sleeping with my own vomit. I didn't even realize I had puke on my bed and upon waking up, I felt dry stuff around my clothes. Darn.0
I just kept walking around aimlessly lol1
What Guys Said 9
Never been drunk.
Had too much Dr. Pepper once and turned into about 75 different cartoon characters in five minutes' time. Vader, Scooby, Slushy, Cone, Jackalslapnasty, Stitch, Goofy, the Mask, a hillbilly, Batman, Clint Eastwood, Caruso as Caine from CSI: MIami, Ghost Rider, Minnie Mouse, Taz, Rita Repulsa, Porky Pig, etc... while driving down a busy highway.
Went the speed limit and had no problems. Still, if I'd been pulled over, I would've been waaaay too comfortable:
"Oh, hi. Here's this and here's this, and I'm driving home and this is the folks' van. Just dropped off my sister at school and it's a WONDERFUL afternoon, just look at that sunset! No worries, just a little wound up from eating at Subway. "
Also drove 50 minutes down a busy highway once on only one hour of sleep. With passengers. And another time, drove for 2 hours one way on only 3 hours of sleep and nearly lost control of the wheel.0
You shouldn't be getting drunk at 153
I cycled home a long time ago0
I've only gotten drunk once and I was trying to make out with the girl next to me and looked like an idiot while doing so0
One night stand and not use a protection0
Drink too many more shots of bacardi 151.0
Man too much to mention. Been in jail because of it.0
I never did any overly dumb things, but one of my friends peed on the hallway of the dormitory.
(I think it is dumb enough?)0
Lol I once got drunk at a party and attempted to drive a quad up the stairs and managed to get it stuck0
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