best joke gets MHO
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A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
here's another funny one:A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."2