I wish I was anywhere but listening to this dumb presentation. Ideally on a beach in Nice, with snacks, cocktails and a cute waiter. What about you?
Where do you wish you were right now?
What Guys Said 9
well i wish i walk in an elevator, press the button, and the computer voice prompt broadcast: you are now at the hell floor , then i mumble inside my mind: "hell, you need to be the one to remind me?"
and the voice continues:" next floor is the upper of the hell, after next is close to hell and its follwing is still not far away from hell." while the elevator ascending , i keep pushing and its voice keep repeating:"you are now at the adjacence of hell... the entry of hell.. "while it's coming to the border of hell.
suddenly the lift not working , the alarm flickering with the follwing voice:" Failing.. failing... failllllll!!!" " what the hell is that? " i shout, and there's a voice very warm , mellow and mighty taking itself into my ear out of the blue. it is from god.
" my child, too much dreaming. " says god " "but , god " i murmurinng.
and the elevator working again, and this time it's going to descend. i scream :"oh god, i'm going back to hell," the computer voice comes back :" i knnoow, you don't need to be the one to remind us."
it's a joke , and it's true.0
I'm pretty much about to go where I wish I was right now -- Guitar Center. I'm going to be that troll that plugs in a guitar and cranks the speaker all the way up to piss everyone off. Muahaha0
In Alaska hiking in the Arctic Circle and then kayaking with the whales1
It's hot, I'll take anywhere that has a nice temperature.1
Cute waiter? That is objectification!1
Ironically, not GAG0
Burrowed deep inside an obese woman's vagina with snacks and a TV.0
I wish i was in Blackpool or in the french Alps... but on a tropical island would be great too0
What Girls Said 14
Beach... I would love to just stroll on a beach, watch sunset. I just want to feel peaceful and I see the beauty of sunset.1
With my boyfriend. He has several stressful events over the next two days, wish I could be there to support him :(0
I am happy where I am - drinking a cappucino, listening to a debate on youtube and watching dr. oz on t. v. in the background.0
On a beach somewhere in Sri Lanka 😌🍹👌🏻0
As cliche as this sounds..
With my boyfriend0
In a blizzard. This heat is killing me :/0
Nah jk probably somewhere like Tokyo or something.0
Not in reality0
The beach. :(0
In some big city, relaxing in pool and enjoying the sun and strawberry cocktail🍹0
I wish I was in his arms, near the beach or in a clean safe forest.0
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