Sorry, I'm allergic to most animals. Pass.
Pretty sure Dick Cheney in hypoallergenic...
Yes because who wouldn't want a pet named "Dick"
Imagin' standing on the porch, callingv*that* out, in the middle of the night when he's run away...
But onthe plus side, if some guy's messing with you... you could tell him you're busy because you have to feed your dick... or you need to take him for a walk...
That's actually really true. Like- "Hey what's up?" Me: "Just petting my Dick. Why did you need something?"
Lolol Exactly 😊
Thanks for MHO
Really only conservatives? I think I'll keep Hillary and Obama as pets, only actual animals are far more useful and worthwhile then either of them will ever be, jackwads the both of them.
Liberal politicians aren't usually animals, they're ninnies
Have an opinion?
Oh my god!!! You should be ashamed! There are children on this site!
I picked that critter on Donald Trump's head because it's probably more intelligent than Sarah Palin, and might actually be teachable.
Rush Limbaugh is like one of those dogs who eats catfood and gets bloated while barking as people are trying to sleep. Dick Cheney shoots his friends.
George W. Bush is more like a science experiment in a petrie dish rather than a pet. He's pretty much the reason people dislike Americans. I know I've said this before but Pikachu is the only real option.
You make compelling argument... 😊
Your topics are like crack rock to me lol.
just a gorilla is fine.
So Rush, then?
Lmbo! I was thinking the piece on Trump's head right before I read it. Great minds really do think alike!
Hahaha! They do! They do!
The dumb lady from Alaska. She'd scare away all the wildlife with her annoying voice.
She uses her weird basalt voice to flush out the wildlife so she can shoot 'em... quite un-sporting...
Oh, I could find a way to break that habit. 😈😈😈
Canned hunt? And she's the prey?
Mmhmm. Combination of attack wasps and a sentient grizzy bear should do the trick.
But if the grizzly is sentient, then he'll pretty fucking certainly form his own agenda... 😱
We have an understanding, he and I.
That's even scarier, actually...
i'd house Donald Trump in a monkey cage and feed him bananas every time mexicans are on t. v.
Can you die of potassium poisoning?
I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.
In any event, you should totally do that...
I want a dog
The thing on Donald's head. It looks fluffy.
Lmaaaoooo Hahahhaha oh man
can I say you? you're a flopping goldfish, right?
I've been called worse 😄😄
Wait is this for the American election? Haha I don't get it
No... just residual loathing for the GOP in general
A penguin and I'd raise him in a pool
I assume you are liberal
I would like a ferret
best and most accurate poll yet!