I bet you can't.. Try your best.
I'm bored -yawns-
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Hey, hey, what did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
*slaps knee, hearty laugh*
That was great-- I even got more...
Hey, hey, where is a fish in orbit?
*slaps knee again, obnoxious laugh*
That was even better-- fear not, this train is not at its stop...
Hey, hey, so I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing, he said...
*slaps knee, starts bleeding, semi-crazed laughter*
T-that was g-great-- but f-fear not, I can't stop now...
Hey, hey, why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two-tired!
*slaps knee, starts limping, maniacal laughter*
That was great? Wasn't it? WASN'T IT? Yes? No worry, I got more...
What the buffalo say when his son left for college?
*chops off knee, more maniacal laughter, starts foaming at the mouth*
P-puns. Jokes. G-great. Must, say more... Must... say more...
If you can think of any better fish puns than the first two...
*Dies alone in fetal position, surrounded by all the cheap college ramen he had to endure for weeks on end*