My girlfriend thinks I'm unmanly because I wear very tight pants and dye my hair blonde. She asked me to prove myself a man by joining the army but you can't wear tight pants in the army and you have to shave your head and I can't lose my beautiful hair.
So I decided to prove to her I was a man by popping the question in public.
So I picked a good restaurant and reserved it. The place was packed so it was perfect, I got up announcing I wanted to say something but in the midst of proposing I accidentally farted and everyone started laughing then my girlfriend ran off crying but unfortunately tripped over and fell drawing more laughs. People took out their phones and started taking pictures and shit. The next day my facebook feed was filled with videos and pictures of my predicament titled "Failed marriage proposal" and "Proposal Fail". Now my girlfriend won't pick up my calls and her parent's called me a childish moron when I went to their home.
Please help me what I do? How do I get my girlfriend back.
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You are 17 years old. You are TOO YOUNG for marriage. Wait 60 years and maybe you will be mature enough for marriage.1