Can you list the most dumb ways to die?

Who knows the dumbest ways to die?

  • Rattlesnake as a pet
    Vote A
  • Train
    Vote B
  • Eating old pie
    Vote C
  • Old meds
    Vote D
  • Dressing up like a moose in the woods
    Vote E
  • Wasps
    Vote F
  • You have a better idea!
    Vote G
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  • a reporter making a case on ho horrible conditions the hobos live under during winter, and deciding to live ONE night as a hobo. Then freeze to death during said night.

    • Awful news

    • this actually happened IRL. And yes, the reporter DID get a darwin award for it.

    • Always sucks when you can't physically receive the trophy.

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What Girls Said 2

What Guys Said 5

  • Set fire to your hair
    Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    Eat medicine that's out of date
    Use your private parts as piranha bait
    Get your toast out with a fork
    Do your own electrical work
    Teach yourself how to fly
    Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
    Invite a psycho-killer inside
    Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
    Take your helmet off in outer space
    Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
    Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
    Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
    Eat a tube of superglue
    I wonder what this red button will do?
    Dress up like a moose during hunting season
    Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
    Stand on the edge of a train station platform
    Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
    Run across the tracks between the platforms

  • Getting your dick caught in a paper shredder

    • I hate when that happens

    • Ya but u just can't avoid it

    • Dangly Dan get in the Van your prick looks like a stick and no sir it doesn't look better after you pulled it outta the...

  • Mom catches you watching porn so you choke yourself on your own dick...

  • Bury your head in a trash can and die from suffocation.

    • My best friend died twice that way.

  • Watching this question, I laughed my head off to die.😂😭👉💀

    • You can tape it back on maybe?