What's your favorite anti-joke?

If you don't know what an anti-joke is, google it!
(BTW, some of these r offensive and offputting!)

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's worse than find a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple! What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? The Holocaust! What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding three worms in your apple!
Why did Little Timmy drop his ice cream? Cuz he was hit by a bus.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? Get in the car.
Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!


Most Helpful Girl

  • Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders a scotch and soda. The second man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain. He falls to the floor shaking and then through the floor into the earth. He looks back up at the first man, but he doesn't call out to him. They're not that close.


Most Helpful Guy

  • What did the fat old hag say to the pirate when he returned to shore?


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What Girls Said 1

  • What happens when you die? You stop breathing dumbass


What Guys Said 1

  • Why did @PublicEnemyNumber-1 post this opinion?

    Because he knew this thread was idiotic and meaningless and wanted to express that!

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