Most Helpful Girl
Throw it in a pit and make it put the lotion on its skin or else it will get the hose again2
Most Helpful Guy
I'd be thinking who the heck switched out my tobacco with drugs.1
I would knock out the alien and steal his hula hoop muahahaha :D
Tell it I want to be it's friend and then kidnap it and make hybrids.
Join the alien and have a firce hula-hoop competition. Then take their ship and hide it in my basement.
I'd join them
That would be the best method to show that aliens come in peace. I mean nobody can feel threatened by a hula hooping extra terrestrial. I'd go out there and swear my undying allegiance to his sense of humor.
I'd tell my dad to get a job
I'd invite him for a party :D
AN XENOMORPH HULA-HOOPING? I THINK NOT!