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Sitting on the kitchen floor watching my mom stir my newborn sister's pacifiers in hot water.0
I'm not sure which one happened first but 2 things stand out in my childhood.
I remember being in the cradle when the light suddenly turned on in the middle of the night before I blacked out from an inner ear infection.
Then there's the memory of me and another kid daring the other to jump down a flight of stairs , the other kid being retarded and actually doing it , cracking his head open on the floor like a coconut and then me running away as if nothing happened.
Not sure which happened first but yeaaaah , my childhood is kinda weird. Must be like... preschool , not even kindergarten , WAY young.
You never quite expect the other kid to actually think jumping down a flight of stairs is a good idea ain't it? Does that make me a monster lol?
Guess 2 years old, 'playing' with a grand concert piano in the piano shop at street level in the building where I'm born.
Me as a baby wearing a suit and tie lying on my parents bed, and then it felt like I woke up
16 months old I got sat down and told I was about get a brother
I think i just got done taking a shit and i asked my mom to wipe me, and she said your old enough to do it yourself. And so i did it using so much toilet paper. And when i got off the toilet i saw my mom completely naked standing in front of me, and i was at eye level with her crotch.
I just saw this giant bush and i thought "Wow what is that?" I didn't know what it was so i tried to grab it and she slapped my hand away. And then i thought "Oh, im not supposed to touch it" then i just went on to whatever i was going to do next. Then the memory ends ha.
I not sure if thats good that remember that as my earliest memory.
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