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ha! i see you've been checking out some ponderisms. i like those too, my dad sent me a list with a bunch of them that cracked me up. there's some george carlin-like lines in some of them.
if electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
what disease did cured ham actually have?
do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean 1 enjoys it?
if the professor on gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?2