What is more alpha than this?

Taking a phat chit in a public restroom and leaving a god awful odor lingering around for hours. Pulling up your pants. Tighten your belt. Walk out with your chest puffed out. Strong sense of accomplishment.

  • Pretty alpha
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Was wiping yourself not an option?

    Like was there no toilet paper or...

    • Toilet paper is for betas. I usually take my index finger and take a quick light glide down the cheeks. I then proceed to ask people to smell my finger through out the day. Further claiming my inner alpha.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • No omega option?


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What Guys Said 1

  • I'm sitting in my cubicle laughing my ass off right now Hahaha

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